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    Best Seagal Movie To Date

    http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=1235

    Enjoy

    #2
    :D Nice , thanks for posting :)

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      #3
      Yes, that is better than all of his movies combined.

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        #4
        Seeing as that link is not working for me, I'd have to say "Nico:Above the law."
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          #5
          Cool, he's still a fat aikido guy.
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            #6
            His face looks like a mask in that commercial when you see it on tv.

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              #7
              My personal fave was Out For Justice. Had a kick ass scene with Inosanto (I love MAist cameos), and the cool fake assed Italian accent of Seagal's. "Anybody seen Richieeee?", "A you! Get da fuck outta heee!"

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                #8
                Best Seagal movies? Isn't that like favourite shots I've taken in the nuts?
                Originally posted by Canuckyokushin
                I would so do Buttsecks.

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                  #9
                  lmao
                  yeah that was the best thing I've seen him in

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                    #10
                    Under Siege, the blonde comes out of the cake.
                    Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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                      #11
                      That stupid movie involving Kurt Russell and Steven Seagal and a plane and terrorists.
                      Mostly because he dies before he does anything.

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                        #12
                        Let me see:
                        Above the law
                        Hard to kill
                        Out for justic
                        = A Cop killing people

                        Under seige 1 and 2 = a Cook killing people

                        On deadly ground - a Conservationist killing people

                        See a patern ?

                        He likes to kill people when his job starts with a C.

                        Next up:

                        Steven Seagal plays a Cock in a MA porno !!

                        Title:

                        Out For Ass !!

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                          #13
                          Well it's a C because he was in the CIA.
                          Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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                            #14
                            Next up:

                            Steven Seagal plays a Cock in a MA porno !!

                            Title:

                            Out For Ass !!
                            -------------------------------
                            ronin-
                            would'nt the more correct title be 'In the ass'?

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                              #15
                              Seagal is a shmuck.

                              What really bothers me is why hollywood finds these total assholes and makes them into movie stars. I mean, in foreign cinema films these guys usually have terrific personalities and come off as being genuinely great guys.

                              Seagal just comes off as a shallow, vapid waste of skin who makes genuinely shitty movies with absolutely no plot, story, or redeemable cinematic qualities.

                              There is no seagal movie that's good. Hell, I have a BB in Aikido and still I can't stomach those damn movies.
                              A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill

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