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    Why Wrestling is the Ultimate MA: An analysis

    Canuckyokushin:

    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

    feedback:

    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

    #2
    What else but aikido is needed using these three fine distinctions

    1) The drinks - sake or whiskey
    2) The music - starts off wanky Japanese strings but soon moves on to any shit you can sing while pissed
    3) The women - strangely flexible and up for a bit of pain (both giving and recieving), also if all else fails many of the men are trannies, so you can substitute...

    Agree totally with your thoughts on tai-chi, yoga has the same type of women, so don't go there (try Pilates, fitter women)

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      #3
      Bujinkan:

      1) Drink: Sake
      2) Music: Wanky Japanese string stuff
      3) The women: What's a woman?
      Mr Politically Correct GIJoe6186:
      Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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        #4
        That civilisation may not sink,
        Its great battle lost,
        Quiet the dog, tether the pony
        To a distant post;
        Our master Caesar is in the tent
        Where the maps are spread,
        His eyes fixed upon nothing,
        A hand under his head.


        - W.B. Yeats

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          #5
          Originally posted by Matsufubu
          Bujinkan:

          1) Drink: Sake
          2) Music: Wanky Japanese string stuff
          3) The women: What's a woman?
          This is a pretty Japanese woman:
          "People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
          - Uncyclopedia entry on Judo

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            #6
            Originally posted by Matsufubu
            Bujinkan:

            3) The women: What's a woman?
            Canuckyokushin:

            These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

            feedback:

            THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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              #7
              Originally posted by Jolly_Roger
              -I know, I refer to my Starfleet manual for just about every concievable situation.

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                #8
                Originally posted by stoogejitsu
                -I know, I refer to my Starfleet manual for just about every concievable situation.

                Bwahahaha!
                I have TEH KLINGON MANUAL!
                PHEAR ME, BIOCHTES!!!!!!

                (Still, no "woman" for about 25 light years...)
                Canuckyokushin:

                These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

                feedback:

                THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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                  #9
                  "Is there a word in klingon for loneliness?"

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                    #10
                    Yes.
                    Itha Sucka lotaa ballsaaa
                    Canuckyokushin:

                    These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

                    feedback:

                    THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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                      #11
                      According to the Klingon dictionary
                      http://soultrek.net/faq/klindictionary.htm
                      Canuckyokushin:

                      These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

                      feedback:

                      THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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                        #12
                        A Trekkies wet dream:

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                          #13
                          Hey, she has a nice rack.
                          She can trek all she wants on my starship (the HFS - His Fechoness Service - "Dickus Titanicus")
                          Canuckyokushin:

                          These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

                          feedback:

                          THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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                            #14
                            She's why I keep on Trekkin...

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                              #15
                              By the By, have you seen "Trekkies"?
                              Canuckyokushin:

                              These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!

                              feedback:

                              THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS

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