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    #16
    Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    That's because it is the spread of SQL Slammer.

    Watching this I was like:
    "Who the hell even had the interent let alone was running enough SQL servers in the middle of the desert in Australia in 2001 to be our second biggest infection point?!
    Oh, right...."
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      #17
      Originally posted by cualltaigh View Post
      Watching this I was like:
      "Who the hell even had the interent let alone was running enough SQL servers in the middle of the desert in Australia in 2001 to be our second biggest infection point?!
      Oh, right...."
      I have a confession to make.

      I hunted down the author of this worm as a private investigator.

      Did I prove it? We'll never know. I was pretty sure. The Czechoslovakian police only got around to seizing his computers many years after my initial report.

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        #18
        Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
        That animated gif reminds me of the spread of SQL Slammer.

        Wait a minute.

        That's because it is the spread of SQL Slammer.

        At least somebody is paying attention. The graph I believe actually depicts Code Red (and variants).
        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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          #19
          Originally posted by submessenger View Post
          At least somebody is paying attention. The graph I believe actually depicts Code Red (and variants).
          No.

          https://www.caida.org/research/security/sapphire/

          The animation is Slammer's.

          The graph is Code Red's.

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            #20
            Face fucking palm:

            https://www.sdsc.edu/assets/images/news_items/codered-small.gif

            or you could just look and see that Slammer was 2 years after Code Red, which is the date in the graph.
            Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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              #21
              Bad link? I won't correct it, if you prefer.

              Code Red was nothing compared to Slammer.

              [email protected]'s philosophy was, I have to tell you.

              Something special.

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                #22
                Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                Face fucking palm:

                https://www.sdsc.edu/assets/images/news_items/codered-small.gif

                or you could just look and see that Slammer was 2 years after Code Red, which is the date in the graph.
                Maybe the colors - er- patterns got you messed up, you couldn't see the truth.
                Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                  Bad link? I won't correct it, if you prefer.

                  Code Red was nothing compared to Slammer.

                  [email protected]'s philosophy was, I have to tell you.

                  Something special.
                  This is why we made you a "No it all," tag.

                  It's totes ok to admit when you're wrong. Doubling down is a dick move.
                  Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                    This is why we made you a "No it all," tag.

                    It's totes ok to admit when you're wrong. Doubling down is a dick move.
                    Then count me down as tripling down on this particular animated GIF.

                    Hell, let's go well beyond the first several ordinals.

                    Are you readY?

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                      #25
                      in brighter news, the Brisbane man suspected of carrying the coronavirus variant to Austalia has been cleared:

                      https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/he...6461990496135f
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                        #26
                        Your creative edits don't fool anyone, anymore.

                        I fucking tried to give you props, and you wanted to naysay. Fuck the fuck off, man, you have some serious mental issues.
                        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                          Your creative edits don't fool anyone, anymore.

                          I fucking tried to give you props, and you wanted to naysay. Fuck the fuck off, man, you have some serious mental issues.
                          If by "anyone" you mean yous.

                          I said what I meant and I meant what I said.

                          You ready?

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                            If by "anyone" you mean yous.

                            I said what I meant and I meant what I said.

                            You ready?
                            I've been waiting for you to tell a truth for almost 10 years. Let's have it.
                            Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                              I've been waiting for you to tell a truth for almost 10 years. Let's have it.
                              I already told it.

                              Wait?

                              Waiting "for me to tell a truth for almost 10 years". OK, pilgrim.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by W. Rabbit View Post
                                I already told it.

                                Wait?

                                Waiting "for me to tell a truth for almost 10 years". OK, pilgrim.
                                Don't be coy or dodge the question. I'm not the one that has to wake up in the morning with your poor reputation.

                                You are more than strongly insinuating that I'm wrong, yet you are refusing to provide evidence to support that assertion. Step the fuck up.
                                Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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