Malibu, El Camino, Ford Fairlane. Don't know how to make this a poll thread.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Gonzo. We're being undercut.



Cheap Asian labor.

Son of a...

But those don't have the advanced animatronic hip action that our product lines do.

[hungryjoe]

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[Dung Beatles]

No "Jesus take the wheel" bumper sticker or bobbly head dash adornment (of your choice)? Are you high?

I was thinking about a bumper sticker that says "I Brake for Pussy". For the irony.

[hungryjoe]

Gonzo. We're being undercut.



Cheap Asian labor.

[Dung Beatles]

Dung's ugliness is a given. He said so.

Can confirm. Absolutely hideous.

[hungryjoe]

[hungryjoe]

Makes sense.

The driver picked up some 18 year old asian chick that was into self-masochism.

That wasn't me. Promise.

[hungryjoe]

Repair list in no particular order
-heater
-defrost
-dome light
-weather strips/seals
-carpet
-horn (literally came off in my hand)
-stereo wiring
-speedometer
-voltmeter
-gas gauge
-temperature gauge
-touch up on paint
-paint on cabin ceiling

Needed parts
-dome light
-seatbelts (there are none)
-headliner
-sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
-firewall
-car alarm/low jack
-door covers
-door window seals
-weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
-antenna
-302 engine
-5 manual transmission
-gas cap
-front disk breaks
-rear disk breaks
-dome light cover
-probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired

No "Jesus take the wheel" bumper sticker or bobbly head dash adornment (of your choice)? Are you high?

[Dr. Gonzo]

You dreamed of Lily. The one with the longshoreman's hands. I was the one on the side of the road with my thumb out.

Makes sense.

The driver picked up some 18 year old asian chick that was into self-masochism.

[Dr. Gonzo]

In all seriousness, this has been one of the best threads in a long time.

Well done, Dung.

[hungryjoe]

I had that same dream.

In your dream, did he have strangely strong hands,

and intense eyes that saw right through you?

And was he driving a really cool retro car,

that you were just hoping to be invited to ride along in?

You dreamed of Lily. The one with the longshoreman's hands. I was the one on the side of the road with my thumb out.

[Dung Beatles]

Repair list in no particular order
-heater
-defrost
-dome light
-weather strips/seals
-carpet
-horn (literally came off in my hand)
-stereo wiring
-speedometer
-voltmeter
-gas gauge
-temperature gauge
-touch up on paint
-paint on cabin ceiling

Needed parts
-dome light
-seatbelts (there are none)
-headliner
-sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
-firewall
-car alarm/low jack
-door panel covers
-door window seals
-weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
-antenna
-302 engine
-5 spd manual transmission
-gas cap
-front disk breaks
-rear disk breaks
-dome light cover
-probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired

[Dr. Gonzo]

No. He's ugly. I had a dream.

I had that same dream.

In your dream, did he have strangely strong hands,

and intense eyes that saw right through you?

And was he driving a really cool retro car,

that you were just hoping to be invited to ride along in?

[hungryjoe]

Dung's not ugly.

He's just mostly dead and has a head start on the decomposing.

He's a doer, and not a procrastinator.

No. He's ugly. I had a dream.

[hungryjoe]

Before 2100hrs?

Old Stock Ale cracked. Without eating first. This may get ugly.

#2 opened. Thinking about food.

and

All of the old school original Manufacturer's manuals and mechanic's books manuals I have on hand.

55 and 57 Chevy among them.

must eat