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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
    Gonzo. We're being undercut.



    Cheap Asian labor.
    Son of a...

    But those don't have the advanced animatronic hip action that our product lines do.

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  • hungryjoe
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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
    No "Jesus take the wheel" bumper sticker or bobbly head dash adornment (of your choice)? Are you high?
    I was thinking about a bumper sticker that says "I Brake for Pussy". For the irony.

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  • hungryjoe
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    Gonzo. We're being undercut.



    Cheap Asian labor.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
    Dung's ugliness is a given. He said so.
    Can confirm. Absolutely hideous.

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  • hungryjoe
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    Originally posted by Krampus View Post
    Makes sense.

    The driver picked up some 18 year old asian chick that was into self-masochism.
    That wasn't me. Promise.

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  • hungryjoe
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    Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
    Repair list in no particular order
    -heater
    -defrost
    -dome light
    -weather strips/seals
    -carpet
    -horn (literally came off in my hand)
    -stereo wiring
    -speedometer
    -voltmeter
    -gas gauge
    -temperature gauge
    -touch up on paint
    -paint on cabin ceiling

    Needed parts
    -dome light
    -seatbelts (there are none)
    -headliner
    -sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
    -firewall
    -car alarm/low jack
    -door covers
    -door window seals
    -weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
    -antenna
    -302 engine
    -5 manual transmission
    -gas cap
    -front disk breaks
    -rear disk breaks
    -dome light cover
    -probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired
    No "Jesus take the wheel" bumper sticker or bobbly head dash adornment (of your choice)? Are you high?

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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
    You dreamed of Lily. The one with the longshoreman's hands. I was the one on the side of the road with my thumb out.
    Makes sense.

    The driver picked up some 18 year old asian chick that was into self-masochism.

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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    In all seriousness, this has been one of the best threads in a long time.

    Well done, Dung.

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  • hungryjoe
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    Originally posted by Krampus View Post
    I had that same dream.

    In your dream, did he have strangely strong hands,

    and intense eyes that saw right through you?

    And was he driving a really cool retro car,

    that you were just hoping to be invited to ride along in?
    You dreamed of Lily. The one with the longshoreman's hands. I was the one on the side of the road with my thumb out.

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  • Dung Beatles
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    Repair list in no particular order
    -heater
    -defrost
    -dome light
    -weather strips/seals
    -carpet
    -horn (literally came off in my hand)
    -stereo wiring
    -speedometer
    -voltmeter
    -gas gauge
    -temperature gauge
    -touch up on paint
    -paint on cabin ceiling

    Needed parts
    -dome light
    -seatbelts (there are none)
    -headliner
    -sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
    -firewall
    -car alarm/low jack
    -door panel covers
    -door window seals
    -weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
    -antenna
    -302 engine
    -5 spd manual transmission
    -gas cap
    -front disk breaks
    -rear disk breaks
    -dome light cover
    -probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired
    Last edited by Dung Beatles; 12/16/2019 8:43pm, .

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  • Dr. Gonzo
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    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
    No. He's ugly. I had a dream.
    I had that same dream.

    In your dream, did he have strangely strong hands,

    and intense eyes that saw right through you?

    And was he driving a really cool retro car,

    that you were just hoping to be invited to ride along in?

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  • hungryjoe
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    Originally posted by Krampus View Post
    Dung's not ugly.

    He's just mostly dead and has a head start on the decomposing.

    He's a doer, and not a procrastinator.
    No. He's ugly. I had a dream.

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  • hungryjoe
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    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
    Before 2100hrs?

    Old Stock Ale cracked. Without eating first. This may get ugly.

    #2 opened. Thinking about food.

    and

    All of the old school original Manufacturer's manuals and mechanic's books manuals I have on hand.

    55 and 57 Chevy among them.

    must eat

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