Malibu, El Camino, Ford Fairlane. Don't know how to make this a poll thread.

[hungryjoe]

[BKR]

Dung's ugliness is a given. He said so.

Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.

[hungryjoe]

Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.

Said while wearing beer goggles.

[BKR]

Said while wearing beer goggles.

As a wise Canadian once told me,
"Head down, butt up".

[W. Rabbit]

Makes sense.

The driver picked up some 18 year old asian chick that was into self-masochism.

Is there another kind of masochism?

[W. Rabbit]

Damn, that's quite a fixer upper.

You left off another critical component. Hot Rod Handicap sticker.

Repair list in no particular order
-heater
-defrost
-dome light
-weather strips/seals
-carpet
-horn (literally came off in my hand)
-stereo wiring
-speedometer
-voltmeter
-gas gauge
-temperature gauge
-touch up on paint
-paint on cabin ceiling

Needed parts
-dome light
-seatbelts (there are none)
-headliner
-sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
-firewall
-car alarm/low jack
-door panel covers
-door window seals
-weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
-antenna
-302 engine
-5 spd manual transmission
-gas cap
-front disk breaks
-rear disk breaks
-dome light cover
-probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired

[Dung Beatles]

Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.

Ironic that it is also the beholder. I look like a nosferatu that had polio as a child.

[Dung Beatles]

Damn, that's quite a fixer upper.

You left off another critical component. Hot Rod Handicap sticker.

Death before dishonor. I don't need a handicap sticker. The only time I'll ask for help getting a good parking spot is when they bury me.

[W. Rabbit]

Death before dishonor. I don't need a handicap sticker. The only time I'll ask for help getting a good parking spot is when they bury me.

You might be a little late to that meeting.

They might be burying me soon enough, I feel like shit, so I took today off sick and watched all 4 Mad Max films.

1 is just classic, 2 is one of the best road movies ever made. 3 is underrated IMHO, but Fury Road is definitely George Miller's magnum opus.

1974 Falcon XB coup with 4 wheel drive, fully armed. The only way to travel the Wasteland.

[Dung Beatles]

You might be a little late to that meeting.

You just watch me.

And stop playing hooky. If you can sit through 10 hours of TV without sleeping through 5 you're not sick or you need better medicine.

[W. Rabbit]

You just watch me.

And stop playing hooky. If you can sit through 10 hours of TV without sleeping through 5 you're not sick or you need better medicine.

Jersey's not yet a recreational state. Close, there might be a referendum by 2020.

I just took some NyQuil, which is gonna slam my ass to the mat in about 60 seconds.

If it doesn't, I might get banned tonight. We'll see. NyQuil is like Ambien for me. I wake up in handcuffs and shit.

[Dung Beatles]

recreational... NyQuil ...slam my ass ... about 60 seconds ...NyQuil is like Ambien... handcuffs and shit.

Son, I don't party like that.

[Dung Beatles]

Addended:

Repair list in no particular order
-heater
-defrost
-dome light
-weather strips/seals
-carpet
-horn (fell off the steering wheel when I touched it)
-stereo wiring
-speedometer
-voltmeter
-gas gauge
-temperature gauge
-touch up on paint
-paint on cabin ceiling
-Secure the shifter housing (for now)
-POR 15 on or inside every structural component I can reach

Needed parts
-dome light
-seatbelts (there are none)
-headliner
-sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
-firewall
-car alarm/low jack
-door panel covers
-door window seals
-weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
-antenna
-302 engine
-5 spd manual transmission
-gas cap
-front disk breaks
-rear disk breaks
-dome light cover
-ABS*
-racing seats because wife might drive it.
-steering wheel
-probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired
-better tires
-Boost apparatus for a 302? Suggestions? Turbo is quick and dirty but a blower could be fun too.

Completed:
Not a damn thing.

[BKR]

Son, I don't party like that.

Dammit, that made me laugh!

Oh, and I found that image Joe was looking for...

Shit, I just can't bring myself to post that. It's not NSFW, but still...

[Dung Beatles]

Addended 2x:

Repair list in no particular order
-exhaust
-heater
-defrost
-dome light
-weather strips/seals
-carpet
-horn (fell off the steering wheel when I touched it)
-stereo wiring
-speedometer
-voltmeter
-gas gauge
-temperature gauge
-touch up on paint
-paint on cabin ceiling
-Secure the shifter housing (for now)
-POR 15 on or inside every structural component I can reach

Needed parts
-dome light
-seatbelts (there are none)
-headliner
-sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
-firewall
-car alarm/low jack
-door panel covers
-door window seals
-weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
-antenna
-302 engine
-5 spd manual transmission
-gas cap
-front disk breaks
-rear disk breaks
-dome light cover
-ABS*
-racing seats because wife might drive it.
-steering wheel
-better tires
-5 lug rims
-Boost apparatus for a 302? Suggestions? Turbo is quick and dirty but a blower could be fun too.
-probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired

Completed:
Not a damn thing.

Parts ordered:
carpets
EVA insulation
Weather strips