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    Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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      Originally posted by anthracite View Post
      Dung's ugliness is a given. He said so.
      Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.
      Falling for Judo since 1980

      "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

      "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

      "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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        Originally posted by BKR View Post
        Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.
        Said while wearing beer goggles.
        Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

        http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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          Originally posted by anthracite View Post
          Said while wearing beer goggles.
          As a wise Canadian once told me,
          "Head down, butt up".
          Falling for Judo since 1980

          "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

          "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

          "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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            Originally posted by Krampus View Post
            Makes sense.

            The driver picked up some 18 year old asian chick that was into self-masochism.
            Is there another kind of masochism?
            '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

            My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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              Damn, that's quite a fixer upper.

              You left off another critical component. Hot Rod Handicap sticker.



              Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
              Repair list in no particular order
              -heater
              -defrost
              -dome light
              -weather strips/seals
              -carpet
              -horn (literally came off in my hand)
              -stereo wiring
              -speedometer
              -voltmeter
              -gas gauge
              -temperature gauge
              -touch up on paint
              -paint on cabin ceiling

              Needed parts
              -dome light
              -seatbelts (there are none)
              -headliner
              -sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
              -firewall
              -car alarm/low jack
              -door panel covers
              -door window seals
              -weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
              -antenna
              -302 engine
              -5 spd manual transmission
              -gas cap
              -front disk breaks
              -rear disk breaks
              -dome light cover
              -probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired
              '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

              My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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                Originally posted by BKR View Post
                Ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.
                Ironic that it is also the beholder. I look like a nosferatu that had polio as a child.
                "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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                  Originally posted by Ice Hole View Post
                  Damn, that's quite a fixer upper.

                  You left off another critical component. Hot Rod Handicap sticker.
                  Death before dishonor. I don't need a handicap sticker. The only time I'll ask for help getting a good parking spot is when they bury me.
                  "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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                    Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
                    Death before dishonor. I don't need a handicap sticker. The only time I'll ask for help getting a good parking spot is when they bury me.
                    You might be a little late to that meeting.

                    They might be burying me soon enough, I feel like shit, so I took today off sick and watched all 4 Mad Max films.

                    1 is just classic, 2 is one of the best road movies ever made. 3 is underrated IMHO, but Fury Road is definitely George Miller's magnum opus.

                    1974 Falcon XB coup with 4 wheel drive, fully armed. The only way to travel the Wasteland.
                    '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

                    My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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                      Originally posted by Ice Hole View Post
                      You might be a little late to that meeting.
                      You just watch me.

                      And stop playing hooky. If you can sit through 10 hours of TV without sleeping through 5 you're not sick or you need better medicine.
                      "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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                        Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
                        You just watch me.

                        And stop playing hooky. If you can sit through 10 hours of TV without sleeping through 5 you're not sick or you need better medicine.
                        Jersey's not yet a recreational state. Close, there might be a referendum by 2020.

                        I just took some NyQuil, which is gonna slam my ass to the mat in about 60 seconds.

                        If it doesn't, I might get banned tonight. We'll see. NyQuil is like Ambien for me. I wake up in handcuffs and shit.
                        '�I am no advocate of passivity,� Coffin Mott said in an 1860 speech. �Quakerism, as I understand it, does not mean quietism. The early Friends were agitators; disturbers of the peace; and were more obnoxious in their day to charges, which are now so freely made, than we are.�'

                        My Glossary: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/sho...d.php?t=129294

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                          Originally posted by Ice Hole View Post
                          recreational... NyQuil ...slam my ass ... about 60 seconds ...NyQuil is like Ambien... handcuffs and shit.
                          Son, I don't party like that.
                          Last edited by Dung Beatles; 12/17/2019 8:11pm, .
                          "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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                            Addended:

                            Repair list in no particular order
                            -heater
                            -defrost
                            -dome light
                            -weather strips/seals
                            -carpet
                            -horn (fell off the steering wheel when I touched it)
                            -stereo wiring
                            -speedometer
                            -voltmeter
                            -gas gauge
                            -temperature gauge
                            -touch up on paint
                            -paint on cabin ceiling
                            -Secure the shifter housing (for now)
                            -POR 15 on or inside every structural component I can reach

                            Needed parts
                            -dome light
                            -seatbelts (there are none)
                            -headliner
                            -sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
                            -firewall
                            -car alarm/low jack
                            -door panel covers
                            -door window seals
                            -weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
                            -antenna
                            -302 engine
                            -5 spd manual transmission
                            -gas cap
                            -front disk breaks
                            -rear disk breaks
                            -dome light cover
                            -ABS*
                            -racing seats because wife might drive it.
                            -steering wheel
                            -probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired
                            -better tires
                            -Boost apparatus for a 302? Suggestions? Turbo is quick and dirty but a blower could be fun too.

                            Completed:
                            Not a damn thing.
                            Last edited by Dung Beatles; 12/18/2019 2:06pm, .
                            "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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                              Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
                              Son, I don't party like that.
                              Dammit, that made me laugh!

                              Oh, and I found that image Joe was looking for...

                              Shit, I just can't bring myself to post that. It's not NSFW, but still...
                              Falling for Judo since 1980

                              "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                              "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                              "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                                Addended 2x:

                                Repair list in no particular order
                                -exhaust
                                -heater
                                -defrost
                                -dome light
                                -weather strips/seals
                                -carpet
                                -horn (fell off the steering wheel when I touched it)
                                -stereo wiring
                                -speedometer
                                -voltmeter
                                -gas gauge
                                -temperature gauge
                                -touch up on paint
                                -paint on cabin ceiling
                                -Secure the shifter housing (for now)
                                -POR 15 on or inside every structural component I can reach

                                Needed parts
                                -dome light
                                -seatbelts (there are none)
                                -headliner
                                -sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
                                -firewall
                                -car alarm/low jack
                                -door panel covers
                                -door window seals
                                -weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
                                -antenna
                                -302 engine
                                -5 spd manual transmission
                                -gas cap
                                -front disk breaks
                                -rear disk breaks
                                -dome light cover
                                -ABS*
                                -racing seats because wife might drive it.
                                -steering wheel
                                -better tires
                                -5 lug rims
                                -Boost apparatus for a 302? Suggestions? Turbo is quick and dirty but a blower could be fun too.
                                -probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired

                                Completed:
                                Not a damn thing.

                                Parts ordered:
                                carpets
                                EVA insulation
                                Weather strips
                                Last edited by Dung Beatles; 12/20/2019 2:12pm, .
                                "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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