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    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
    No. He's ugly. I had a dream.
    I had that same dream.

    In your dream, did he have strangely strong hands,

    and intense eyes that saw right through you?

    And was he driving a really cool retro car,

    that you were just hoping to be invited to ride along in?

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      Repair list in no particular order
      -heater
      -defrost
      -dome light
      -weather strips/seals
      -carpet
      -horn (literally came off in my hand)
      -stereo wiring
      -speedometer
      -voltmeter
      -gas gauge
      -temperature gauge
      -touch up on paint
      -paint on cabin ceiling

      Needed parts
      -dome light
      -seatbelts (there are none)
      -headliner
      -sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
      -firewall
      -car alarm/low jack
      -door panel covers
      -door window seals
      -weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
      -antenna
      -302 engine
      -5 spd manual transmission
      -gas cap
      -front disk breaks
      -rear disk breaks
      -dome light cover
      -probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired
      Last edited by Dung Beatles; 12/16/2019 8:43pm, .

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        Originally posted by Krampus View Post
        I had that same dream.

        In your dream, did he have strangely strong hands,

        and intense eyes that saw right through you?

        And was he driving a really cool retro car,

        that you were just hoping to be invited to ride along in?
        You dreamed of Lily. The one with the longshoreman's hands. I was the one on the side of the road with my thumb out.

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          In all seriousness, this has been one of the best threads in a long time.

          Well done, Dung.

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            Originally posted by anthracite View Post
            You dreamed of Lily. The one with the longshoreman's hands. I was the one on the side of the road with my thumb out.
            Makes sense.

            The driver picked up some 18 year old asian chick that was into self-masochism.

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              Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
              Repair list in no particular order
              -heater
              -defrost
              -dome light
              -weather strips/seals
              -carpet
              -horn (literally came off in my hand)
              -stereo wiring
              -speedometer
              -voltmeter
              -gas gauge
              -temperature gauge
              -touch up on paint
              -paint on cabin ceiling

              Needed parts
              -dome light
              -seatbelts (there are none)
              -headliner
              -sound proofing/insulation in all body panels I can reach
              -firewall
              -car alarm/low jack
              -door covers
              -door window seals
              -weather seals for both doors, hood, trunk
              -antenna
              -302 engine
              -5 manual transmission
              -gas cap
              -front disk breaks
              -rear disk breaks
              -dome light cover
              -probably more stuff and any of those things that I said need to be repaired
              No "Jesus take the wheel" bumper sticker or bobbly head dash adornment (of your choice)? Are you high?

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                Originally posted by Krampus View Post
                Makes sense.

                The driver picked up some 18 year old asian chick that was into self-masochism.
                That wasn't me. Promise.

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                    Originally posted by anthracite View Post
                    Dung's ugliness is a given. He said so.
                    Can confirm. Absolutely hideous.

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                      Gonzo. We're being undercut.



                      Cheap Asian labor.

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                        Originally posted by anthracite View Post
                        No "Jesus take the wheel" bumper sticker or bobbly head dash adornment (of your choice)? Are you high?
                        I was thinking about a bumper sticker that says "I Brake for Pussy". For the irony.

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                            Originally posted by anthracite View Post
                            Gonzo. We're being undercut.



                            Cheap Asian labor.
                            Son of a...

                            But those don't have the advanced animatronic hip action that our product lines do.

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                              Originally posted by anthracite View Post
                              No "Jesus take the wheel" bumper sticker or bobbly head dash adornment (of your choice)? Are you high?
                              No... Jesus Christ, I have to fix that right away.

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                                Originally posted by anthracite View Post
                                That's how the world ends, isn't it?

                                Joe is breeding some new strain of mad cow come mad rabbit disease that will make Captain Trips look like hay fever.

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