Observatory shutdown?

[W. Rabbit]

HRC and alien life are not mutually exclusive...

Still, in seriousness, a facility of "about nine employees," according to TFA. Really? Nine people, and there's a question as to who's the scumbag criminal?
https://www.kansascity.com/news/nati...218527420.html

This revelation definitely doesn't help the "it's not aliens," argument.

The "it's not aliens" argument is safe and safe, what with the lack of any evidence of alien life, ever.

[submessenger]

HRC and alien life are not mutually exclusive...

Still, in seriousness, a facility of "about nine employees," according to TFA. Really? Nine people, and there's a question as to who's the scumbag criminal?
https://www.kansascity.com/news/nati...218527420.html

This revelation definitely doesn't help the "it's not aliens," argument.

[ghost55]

They don't specify that the suspect is human

I have information suggesting that it's actually Hillary Clinton, which probably explains why.

[doofaloofa]

They don't specify that the suspect is human

[submessenger]

Sounds like something more benign... of course, they did have 10 days to come up with this "cover story,"

AURA has been cooperating with an on-going law enforcement investigation of criminal activity that occurred at Sacramento Peak," reads the statement. "During this time, we became concerned that a suspect in the investigation potentially posed a threat to the safety of local staff and residents... AURA determined that moving the small number of on-site staff and residents off the mountain was the most prudent and effective action to ensure their safety.

https://www.cnet.com/news/aliens-sad...r-observatory/

[Permalost]

My guess is the observatory accidentally recorded an encrypted terrestrial transmission and now the government wants to know how and why that happened and how to keep our enemies from doing the same.

[ghost55]

Sounds like a job fooorrrr SPACE WALL

We're building a Dyson Sphere and Alpha Centauri will pay for it.

[doofaloofa]

[PDA]

The Russians are asking something like $30 million per launch. That's unsustainable. At that rate it's going to cost $15 million per deportation.

Sounds like a job fooorrrr SPACE WALL

[doofaloofa]

Well I for one welcome our new alien overlords

[ghost55]

Don't be obtuse. We get the Russians to help. Please try and keep up.

The Russians are asking something like $30 million per launch. That's unsustainable. At that rate it's going to cost $15 million per deportation.

[hungryjoe]

COLLUSION!

Couple of years off sixty. Ready to re-up. Show me the way. Beats holding a sign at an intersection.

[submessenger]

Don't be obtuse. We get the Russians to help. Please try and keep up.

COLLUSION!

[hungryjoe]

How does the U.S deport illegal space aliens when we lack the ability to launch crewed orbital flights as is?

Don't be obtuse. We get the Russians to help. Please try and keep up.

[ghost55]

Illegal aliens. The green bald skinny type with big eyes. Going to have to building a bigger wall.

The President should be Tweeting any time now.

How does the U.S deport illegal space aliens when we lack the ability to launch crewed orbital flights as is?