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    DNA analysis identifies the Yeti...

    http://www.latimes.com/science/scien...129-story.html

    ... And they are bears.

    The researcher behind the study analyzed several different samples purported to come from the yeti. In all cases, they were found to be brown bears.

    I think this is also a pretty rational explanation for Bigfoot. No fossils and tracks and scat of a great ape in North America? That's because they were bears.

    Maybe that's where cryptozoologists have it all wrong? They presume an ape, but it's actually a subspecies of really smart bear that loves Fucking with humans.

    I think I might write a story about that...

    #2
    Originally posted by SneakyGoblin View Post
    Maybe that's where cryptozoologists have it all wrong?
    No, they have it wrong when they pretend to be scientists/researchers while eschewing the scientific method.
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      #3
      Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
      No, they have it wrong when they pretend to be scientists/researchers while eschewing the scientific method.
      Oh yeah... I forget about the whole "What I study doesn't actually exist" angle.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SneakyGoblin View Post
        http://www.latimes.com/science/scien...129-story.html

        ... And they are bears.

        The researcher behind the study analyzed several different samples purported to come from the yeti. In all cases, they were found to be brown bears.

        I think this is also a pretty rational explanation for Bigfoot. No fossils and tracks and scat of a great ape in North America? That's because they were bears.

        Maybe that's where cryptozoologists have it all wrong? They presume an ape, but it's actually a subspecies of really smart bear that loves Fucking with humans.

        I think I might write a story about that...

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            #6
            Originally posted by SneakyGoblin View Post
            http://www.latimes.com/science/scien...129-story.html

            ... And they are bears.

            The researcher behind the study analyzed several different samples purported to come from the yeti. In all cases, they were found to be brown bears.

            I think this is also a pretty rational explanation for Bigfoot. No fossils and tracks and scat of a great ape in North America? That's because they were bears.

            Maybe that's where cryptozoologists have it all wrong? They presume an ape, but it's actually a subspecies of really smart bear that loves Fucking with humans.

            I think I might write a story about that...
            I was just reading this article the other day. Check it out if you want to.

            http://www.ancient-origins.net/news-...species-009212

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              #7
              Originally posted by ian991 View Post
              I was just reading this article the other day. Check it out if you want to.

              http://www.ancient-origins.net/news-...species-009212
              And, there it is. Stop shitting all over the site. This is your only warning. If you or your employer care to pay for a Business or Sponsorship member status, you will be allowed to continue to post links back to the mothership. I'm only allowing this post to stay because you're about to find out in a very harsh way that alt-facts are not very popular, here.
              Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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