New Jersey police try out a new life saving technique

[Bneterasedmynam]

The police in New Jersey have found a new technique in treating burn victims. They kick the crap out of them.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/09/us/jer...rnd/index.html

"Here let me help you with that fire ::PUNT::". The Jersey police have responded by basically saying "sometimes life saving isn't pretty". Hahahahaha.

[Holy Moment]

The war between Dan Severn and Emmanuel Yarborough is heating up, so to speak.

[submessenger]

Oh, this is one of my all-time favorite jokes to tell. Here's the punchline:

He was waving a fire-arm at the cops.

[Holy Moment]

…We hammered away for a few more minutes, breathing and struggling together before I sensed the flood of her womb advancing. I let myself rise to the occasion and filled her Heavenly Chamber with my seed as she exploded in orgasm.