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    #16
    Originally posted by submessenger View Post
    Was a nuke MM, frocked to 3rd. Dropped to nonrate FR. Did my time, got kicked back to the fleet, grew up with GSs, then struck out to QM
    So, in English, does that translate to rum, sodomy or the lash?
    "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

    Originally posted by strikistanian
    DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Originally posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Originally posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
    Originally posted by SoulMechanic
    Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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      #17
      Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
      So, in English, does that translate to rum, sodomy or the lash?
      This was a fantastic comment.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Permalost View Post
        Would someone who wasn't a cartoonish villain be scrubbing the records of climate change etc the very day of his inauguration?
        Obama team did that, not Trump.
        Falling for Judo since 1980

        "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

        "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

        "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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          #19
          I may have to seek medical help for an erection lasting more than four hours.

          Hillary lost.
          Carter Hargrave's Jeet Can't Do

          http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=31636

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            #20


            Austin

            20:16
            Dan Severn loves raping people.

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              #21
              Originally posted by ermghoti View Post
              So, in English, does that translate to rum, sodomy or the lash?
              Wouldn't you rather just know about my punishment?
              Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                #22
                Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
                And this is how he got elected.
                No RUSSIAN HACKERS.

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                  Wouldn't you rather just know about my punishment?
                  I assumed you had to go straight to bed without any sodomy.

                  Originally posted by hungryjoe
                  I may have to seek medical help for an erection lasting more than four hours.

                  Hillary lost.
                  Just look at a picture of Hillary. Works for Bill.
                  "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                  Originally posted by strikistanian
                  DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                  Originally posted by Devil
                  Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                  Originally posted by Plasma
                  At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                  Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                  Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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                    #24
                    I am just glad one of my brethren finally made it into the White House.
                    God Bless Trump and may His Holy Light brighten his path and lead us all into the promised land.
                    Amen

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                      #25
                      Trump is already the greatest President since George Washington. Greater, maybe. And he has accomplished all that in less than 24 hours.

                      Finally all these minorities and cross dressers are going to be put in their place. Gayness will be prohibited by the end of next week. Trump and Putin will be like Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

                      We'll have a wall up soon to keep the wildlings out. We'll be killing Muslims like it's our national sport, with Robocop level body counts. Burning down raghead churches and roasting marshmallows on the Quran.

                      David Duke will be the new lead commentator for Monday Night Football. We'll get to laugh as we watch the poor liberal kids with their hungry bellies poking out because their lazy "parents" lose their benefits. And by parents, I mean mothers, since they already don't have daddies.

                      This is the best day in American history.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Devil View Post
                        Trump is already the greatest President since George Washington. Greater, maybe. And he has accomplished all that in less than 24 hours.

                        Finally all these minorities and cross dressers are going to be put in their place. Gayness will be prohibited by the end of next week. Trump and Putin will be like Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

                        We'll have a wall up soon to keep the wildlings out. We'll be killing Muslims like it's our national sport, with Robocop level body counts. Burning down raghead churches and roasting marshmallows on the Quran.

                        David Duke will be the new lead commentator for Monday Night Football. We'll get to laugh as we watch the poor liberal kids with their hungry bellies poking out because their lazy "parents" lose their benefits. And by parents, I mean mothers, since they already don't have daddies.

                        This is the best day in American history.
                        Washington's Twitter game was weak as shit.
                        "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                        Originally posted by strikistanian
                        DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                        Originally posted by Devil
                        Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                        Originally posted by Plasma
                        At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                        Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                        Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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                          #27


                          This is a cancellation of a rate decrease proposed two weeks ago. Previous administration raised the rate four times, and eliminated the ability to remove the insurance without refinancing into a private mortgage for most buyers, so they added 25 years of payments. This move is now a war on the poor, nobody said boo at the previous administration.

                          It's going to be a fun ride.
                          "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                          Originally posted by strikistanian
                          DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                          Originally posted by Devil
                          Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                          Originally posted by Plasma
                          At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                          Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                          Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Devil View Post
                            Trump is already the greatest President since George Washington. Greater, maybe. And he has accomplished all that in less than 24 hours.

                            Finally all these minorities and cross dressers are going to be put in their place. Gayness will be prohibited by the end of next week. Trump and Putin will be like Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

                            We'll have a wall up soon to keep the wildlings out. We'll be killing Muslims like it's our national sport, with Robocop level body counts. Burning down raghead churches and roasting marshmallows on the Quran.

                            David Duke will be the new lead commentator for Monday Night Football. We'll get to laugh as we watch the poor liberal kids with their hungry bellies poking out because their lazy "parents" lose their benefits. And by parents, I mean mothers, since they already don't have daddies.

                            This is the best day in American history.
                            I hope so, he'll be the fastest president to leave office without a sickness or bullet in his head.

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                              #29
                              Oh this next <insert estimate> year(s) is going to be phenomenal.

                              So, first we get this funny as hell garbage.



                              Now, I do blame Trump because he was running around talking about how this Inauguration would be record breaking. Still, like I say about athletes, what is he supposed to say "well, I hope people show up, I'm not well liked." I mean come on, find something better to do than attendance numbers and different photo angles to compare.


                              Then Trump's people screw around and do this crap.


                              Keeping the "I plagiarize and steal other people's stuff" memes going in full force. Yes, the background is a CONFIRMED photo from Getty Images' 2009 inauguration of Obama. I mean seriously, there are a TON of images which show how packed it was at his inauguration. Damn, this guy needs to hire some new people because they keep jacking up in fun and tremendous ways.

                              I said I wanted a circus, but who knew it was going to be this long and so much fun.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                                Yes, the background is a CONFIRMED photo from Getty Images' 2009 inauguration of Obama. I mean seriously, there are a TON of images which show how packed it was at his inauguration. Damn, this guy needs to hire some new people because they keep jacking up in fun and tremendous ways.
                                Saw that earlier, it was amazing. Not so much because they did it, but that they thought it wouldn't be immediately caught. I wonder how long he's going to operate under the "no such thing as bad publicity" maxim? It's taken him pretty darn far, I guess.
                                "Systema, which means, 'the system'..."

                                Originally posted by strikistanian
                                DROP SEIONAGI MOTHERFUCKER! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
                                Originally posted by Devil
                                Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
                                Originally posted by Plasma
                                At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.
                                Originally posted by SoulMechanic
                                Thank you, not dying really rewarding in more ways than I can express.

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