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    Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
    Why not? Reggie Jackson won't get us into trouble and you can't tell me he wouldn't do a better job than most people in congress. He's Mr October. The man is made out of sports legend and perfect unforgettable moments frozen in time forever. Reagan's claim to fame was being friends with a chimpanzee and going to Washington once and he won the Cold War. Through the transitive property of voodoo, just imagine what Reggie could do?

    PS: RJ was one of my all time heroes. I am so thankful he never went out like OJ or got arrested for beating up a porn star or some other awful thing.
    I was pleasantly surprised to see that RJ is still on the top side of our soil.

    I vehemently disagree that either a career pol or a celebrity will do the best thing for "the rest of us," as just a matter of them being universally adored. Good sentiment, bad idea.
    Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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      Well, here's the thing. When we vote people into office, most of the time the voters are basing their beliefs on the the exact same kind of metric. They vote on who makes them feel nice rather than that person's true qualifications for the job.

      Also, this is a thing that actually happened today.

      Reporter: "Is the President saying if he doesn't win this election that he will not accept the results unless he wins?" Kayleigh McEnany: "The President has always said he'll see what happens and make a determination in the aftermath."

      Two things:
      1. The POTUS doesn't decide what to do after an election. The election itself decided that.
      2. Saying some shit like that should automatically disqualify any person from holding office and is itself an open appeal to treason against the US of A.
      "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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        Originally posted by Dung Beatles View Post
        Well, here's the thing. When we vote people into office, most of the time the voters are basing their beliefs on the the exact same kind of metric. They vote on who makes them feel nice rather than that person's true qualifications for the job.

        Also, this is a thing that actually happened today.

        Reporter: "Is the President saying if he doesn't win this election that he will not accept the results unless he wins?" Kayleigh McEnany: "The President has always said he'll see what happens and make a determination in the aftermath."

        Two things:
        1. The POTUS doesn't decide what to do after an election. The election itself decided that.
        2. Saying some shit like that should automatically disqualify any person from holding office and is itself an open appeal to treason against the US of A.
        I have no doubt the pitchforks will come out, if Trump tries some underhanded shit. What concerns me is that there is already underhanded shit going on.

        Also, Goodyear, really? Fuck, man. Even I was like "this story has to be fake," and then Trump is like "no moar tires, bigly."
        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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          I mean it worked when Ceasar did it and the U.S. is basically Rome 2.0.

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            Originally posted by submessenger View Post

            I have no doubt the pitchforks will come out, if Trump tries some underhanded shit. What concerns me is that there is already underhanded shit going on.

            Also, Goodyear, really? Fuck, man. Even I was like "this story has to be fake," and then Trump is like "no moar tires, bigly."
            Shit now I can't stop laughing about Goodyear. I can't wait for anti-blimp propaganda complete with old timey pictures of the Hindenburg. Hahahahahahaha.

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              Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
              I mean it worked when Ceasar did it and the U.S. is basically Rome 2.0.
              Well, Trump thinking he's Caesar isn't so bad but it all goes to shit if some other assholes think they're the Praetorian Guard.

              Edit:There is a portion of American society that wants to live under an an all power executive branch because they *think* they'll get what they want. Unfortunately the kind of asshole that wants supreme executive power isn't interested in the opinions of the idiot proles who put them there and the first people they put up against the wall are the patriots and experts. You can't trust a man that's willing to die for a cause that's bigger than himself. They tend to have integrity, even if they have shit judgement.
              Last edited by Dung Beatles; 8/19/2020 9:48pm, .
              "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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                Please, Please, Please pardon Snowden.

                We need something crazier for The 2020 election. I am tired of the “omg stolen votes” crying I see everywhere.

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                  Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                  Please, Please, Please pardon Snowden.

                  We need something crazier for The 2020 election. I am tired of the “omg stolen votes” crying I see everywhere.
                  Snowden would just fizzle in the news now. I'm hoping for a Kushner indictment and subsequent pardon.

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                    Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                    Please, Please, Please pardon Snowden.

                    We need something crazier for The 2020 election. I am tired of the “omg stolen votes” crying I see everywhere.
                    Pardon Snowden? What on Earth for? The guy is a ridiculous traitor piece of shit. I hope a Chechen rape gang turns him into a human pinata with their dicks in whatever gulag Putin puts him in after he's outlived his usefulness.
                    "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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                      I think credible arguments could be made both ways to pardon Snowden but Assange if he did help Chelsea manning hack additional information to give to him then as much as I enjoy wiki leaks I’d say his pardon would be a tough ask .

                      IIRC Snowden is basically saying that he was made party to law breaking by a government agency so blew the whistle but Assange as an external assisted somebody leaking information obtain access to systems to obtain more information that he would
                      not have otherwise been able to leak .

                      I am a little rusty on the facts so I stand ready to be corrected if that interpretation is incorrect .

                      I will say though that it is amusing that Assange the darling of the far left is pursued so fiercely by the their closest allies the Democrats who I guess can only be described now as slightly left of far right of centre left but a bit right but mostly left but also right but progressive.

                      But poor Assange’s greatest disadvantage is having his extradition hearing during negotiations of a trade deal with the US.

                      He sure is a great bargaining chip, may even be enough to prevent chlorinated chicken coming here .
                      King without a crown

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                        I believe Assange is a paid proxy spy and misinformation service for RIS so I hope the US gets him so we can stick him Guantanamo Bay and fit his nuts for a pair of jumper cables.
                        "Pave the way for the little guy, Caligula!" Harry Solomon, September 28, 1999

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                          My understanding is that the USPS issue is not really about the vote. It’s about getting people to vote in person. Since the Dems shut the country down, Trump wasn’t able to infect all the minorities with the COVID as planned. So he has to get them to show up to vote so that he can infect them with COVID. New world order and all that stuff.
                          Combatives training log.

                          Gezere: paraphrase from Bas Rutten, Never escalate the level of violence in fight you are losing. :D

                          Drum thread

                          Pavel Tsatsouline: kettlebell workouts give you “cardio without the dishonour of aerobics”.

                          "Disliking someone is not evidence of wrongdoing or malfeasance or even bias." --Dung Beatles

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                            Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post

                            Snowden would just fizzle in the news now. I'm hoping for a Kushner indictment and subsequent pardon.
                            Haha hahahaha hahahaha

                            If you say so. Trump made a back handed sort of suggestion of looking into it and every publication had opinion pieces, articles and rebuttals.

                            it is an election year, you are wrong.



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                              Originally posted by It is Fake View Post
                              Haha hahahaha hahahaha

                              If you say so. Trump made a back handed sort of suggestion of looking into it and every publication had opinion pieces, articles and rebuttals.

                              it is an election year, you are wrong.


                              They were blips on the radar though. CNN has been too busy squawking over the tax returns and GOP ship jumpers. Now any Trump news will get air time due to how obsessed the media are with Mr. Orange, but Snowden is hardly top shelf anymore. Fuck even Blago's pardon barely made news and he was "fucking golden". I'm more counting on the debates to be the real icing on this shit cake. They could almost market it on PPV. Biden v Trump on the main card and Harris v Pence for the undercard. I bet CNN and Fox both are polishing their lenses for that event.

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                                Originally posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post

                                They were blips on the radar though. CNN has been too busy squawking over the tax returns and GOP ship jumpers. Now any Trump news will get air time due to how obsessed the media are with Mr. Orange, but Snowden is hardly top shelf anymore. Fuck even Blago's pardon barely made news and he was "fucking golden". I'm more counting on the debates to be the real icing on this shit cake. They could almost market it on PPV. Biden v Trump on the main card and Harris v Pence for the undercard. I bet CNN and Fox both are polishing their lenses for that event.
                                CNN.......I stopped reading the rest.

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