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    Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    I think the new buzz word is "Alt Facts"
    That should about cover it...
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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      Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
      Again, your reading comprehension fails you. I am a Republican. In most cases a conservative. Feel free to document all the handouts I expect. I'll wait.....forever I assume.

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          Originally posted by Devil View Post
          You don't like me? We're not friends? Aww, shucks. Whatever shall I do with myself?

          I see what's going on here. I'm under your skin, just like Milo. Just like your Daddy, President Trump.
          Yes, the classic response by you, Milo, and Trump. "I'm under your skin." This is an excuse to keep blabbing, lazily disguised as an argument. Devil, Milo, Trump, Troll, all the same.

          The president isn't my "daddy", he's my civil servant, ie he works for me and not the other way around.

          Milo is a fucking celebrity, remember? LOL His political opinion is about as informed and necessary as Madonna's.

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            Originally posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
            Yes, the classic response by you, Milo, and Trump. "I'm under your skin." This is an excuse to keep blabbing, lazily disguised as an argument. Devil, Milo, Trump, Troll, all the same.

            The president isn't my "daddy", he's my civil servant, ie he works for me and not the other way around.

            Milo is a fucking celebrity, remember? LOL His political opinion is about as informed and necessary as Madonna's.
            Repeat after me......

            "I lost and there's not shit I can do about it except cry and throw a fit."

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              LOL Trump is strongly supported by Republicans? Yet another lie.

              Here's a fact of the non-"alternative" variety: Trump has the lowest PARTY support of any president in modern history (last 20 years). Wow, almost 15 points lower than the nearly unanimous party support during last 5 Presidential terms.

              http://www.gallup.com/poll/201977/tr...campaign=tiles

              If you think Trump exemplifies mainstream GOP issues...you're stupid and didn't pay attention during the election. The Republican party is still in tatters, because all their traditional Primary candidates got anal raped by a Twitter troll with no conservative credentials at all. Not one.

              Trump has been stoking the most EXTREME GOP issues from the beginning. Extreme is his gonzo style. Yes, he's the R word: Radical.

              -Nationalism
              -Isolationism
              -Forced deportations of immigrants
              -Refugee restrictions
              -Abortion restrictions
              -Limiting LGBT rights
              -Climate change denial

              LOL Did I miss anything?

              When a Trump voter suggests they "won" because of their vote, ask them to show you the prize. They'll point to a hat, a Tweet, Trump on TV, or something Trump hasn't done yet. It's like they've been called up as the next contestant on the Price is Right, but totally overbid on the kitchen set. LOSERS are born that way. Overconfidence is a weakness.
              Last edited by Pship Destroyer; 1/24/2017 1:21pm, .

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                Originally posted by Devil View Post
                Repeat after me......

                "I lost and there's not shit I can do about it except cry and throw a fit."
                Last I checked I was still an American with a voice and a vote. I didn't lose shit.

                What country are you from where casting a vote for a losing candidate = losing something? War-torn Rwanda, maybe? Where losing politically means rape and death?

                You have a lot to lose, from my seat. You're being recorded, and karma is a bitch.

                Keep talking. It's important to keep right wing extremists (and their Poe's law progenitors like you and Milo) on the historical record. When necessary, it will serve to bring the whole herd down on you.
                Last edited by Pship Destroyer; 1/24/2017 1:22pm, .

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                  Originally posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
                  LOL Trump is strongly supported by Republicans? Yet another lie.

                  Here's a fact of the non-"alternative" variety: Trump has the lowest PARTY support of any president in modern history (last 20 years). Wow, almost 15 points lower than the nearly unanimous party support during last 5 Presidential terms.

                  http://www.gallup.com/poll/201977/tr...campaign=tiles

                  If you think Trump exemplifies mainstream GOP issues...you're stupid and didn't pay attention during the election. The Republican party is still in tatters, because all their traditional Primary candidates got anal raped by a Twitter troll.

                  Trump has been stoking the most EXTREME GOP issues from the beginning. Extreme is his gonzo style.

                  -Nationalism
                  -Isolationism
                  -Forced deportations of immigrants
                  -Refugee restrictions
                  -Abortion restrictions
                  -Limiting LGBT rights
                  -Climate change denial

                  LOL Did I miss anything?

                  When a Trump voter suggests they "won" because of their vote, ask them to show you the prize. They'll point to a hat, a Tweet, Trump on TV, or something Trump hasn't done yet. It's like they've been called up as the next contestant on the Price is Right, but totally overbid on the kitchen set. LOSERS are born that way. Overconfidence is a weakness.
                  This post is my prize.

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                    Originally posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
                    Last I checked I was still an American with a voice and a vote. I didn't lose shit.

                    You have a lot to lose. You're being recorded, and karma is a bitch.
                    Yeah, you're American. You just got the everliving shit America'd out of you.

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                      Originally posted by Devil View Post
                      This post is my prize.
                      No, not yours. Theirs.

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                        Originally posted by Devil View Post
                        Yeah, you're American. You just got the everliving shit America'd out of you.
                        Trump isn't very American. I can't think of a single thing in the Declaration or the Constitution he exemplifies. Until he ran for president he did practically nothing for America other than building casinos and pick up property on the bankruptcy market. I'd love to read something he wrote, but his books are all ghost written.

                        In fact, he's more or less the kind of person those documents are written to protect Americans from....Trump, King George III, etc.

                        Remember, living in America means you CAN'T lose by voting. It's the law. You only lose by NOT voting.
                        Last edited by Pship Destroyer; 1/24/2017 1:29pm, .

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                          Originally posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
                          No, not yours. Theirs.
                          I am they, son. I win. You lose. And I bathe in your tears.

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                            Originally posted by Devil View Post
                            I am they, son. I win. You lose. And I bathe in your tears.
                            I'll bet you haven't actually showered in days and your crotch smells like Donald Trump's comb.

                            Do you ever fantasize about the color of his pubes? Are they orange too? Probably.
                            Last edited by Pship Destroyer; 1/24/2017 1:35pm, .

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                              Originally posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
                              Trump isn't very American. I can't think of a single thing in the Declaration or the Constitution he exemplifies. Until he ran for president he did practically nothing for America other than building casinos and pick up property on the bankruptcy market. I'd love to read something he wrote, but his books are all ghost written.

                              In fact, he's more or less the kind of person those documents are written to protect Americans from....Trump, King George III, etc.

                              Remember, living in America means you CAN'T lose by voting. It's the law. You only lose by NOT voting.
                              Wow, it must be really painful to know your life can be impacted so heavily by someone you have such a low opinion of. To watch him win while your beloved candidate slithers back under the rock she crawled out from. I understand your anger. Poor little fella'.

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                                Originally posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
                                I'll bet you haven't actually showered in days and your crotch smells like Donald Trump's comb.

                                Do you ever fantasize about the color of his pubes? Are they orange too? Probably.
                                I'm worried about you. I am concerned that your anger is going to consume you. Possibly even lead to suicide. Please don't do it. That would break my fucking heart.

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