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    Originally posted by Shawarma View Post
    Not that I'm familiar at all with the gentleman yo're discussing
    i think you know each other well
    Originally posted by Mr. Machette
    Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
    Originally posted by Raycetpfl
    Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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      Originally posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
      I don't hate him, I just think he's super weak. That's why he needs all the "getup", like claiming to be a "super villain". Much in the same way as you're super weak, too. The low hanging fruit is the realm of the bottom-feeding predator. I don't have a lot of respect for people who prey on emotional people.

      I understand Mr. Fake just fine. All you need to do is read what the fuck he says. Sometimes more than once, but that goes for anybody's post, really. First impressions aren't always correct.

      Which is your problem: the inability to understand others, or merely the desire?
      You don't like me? We're not friends? Aww, shucks. Whatever shall I do with myself?

      I see what's going on here. I'm under your skin, just like Milo. Just like your Daddy, President Trump.

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        I just saw that Chelsea Handler said she won't interview Melania because she "barely speaks English." Wow. That is beautifully and deliciously rich. That gives me such a boner.

        Liberals are showing their true colors now because of the massive butthurt they're enduring.

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          Originally posted by Devil View Post
          I just saw that Chelsea Handler said she won't interview Melania because she "barely speaks English." Wow. That is beautifully and deliciously rich. That gives me such a boner.

          Liberals are showing their true colors now because of the massive butthurt they're enduring.
          Your broad (lol) brush strokes and vapid hysteria are very telling. The hostility and rage must have been burning you up over the last 8 years. Go a head and let it out. You will feel better.

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            Originally posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
            Your broad (lol) brush strokes and vapid hysteria are very telling. The hostility and rage must have been burning you up over the last 8 years. Go a head and let it out. You will feel better.
            Hysteria? You wish. I'm happier than a pig in shit. The butthurt is coming from your side of the political spectrum, not mine.

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              Originally posted by Devil View Post
              I just saw that Chelsea Handler said she won't interview Melania because she "barely speaks English." Wow. That is beautifully and deliciously rich. That gives me such a boner.

              Liberals are showing their true colors now because of the massive butthurt they're enduring.
              She barely speaks 5 languages, apparently...
              Falling for Judo since 1980

              "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

              "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

              "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                Originally posted by Devil View Post
                Hysteria? You wish. I'm happier than a pig in shit. The butthurt is coming from your side of the political spectrum, not mine.
                How many times did you fail remedial reading comprehension before you quit?

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                  Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
                  How many times did you fail remedial reading comprehension before you quit?
                  No amount of snarky comments will change the fact that I won and you lost. If you're lucky, you'll only have to suck on that for four years.

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                    In other news, a Sea Lion picks an unusual spot for a nap...

                    Obviously, a socialist private-property appropriating kind of animal...

                    http://www.seattlepi.com/local/artic...t-10875691.php
                    Falling for Judo since 1980

                    "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                    "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                    "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                      I can't believe you lot are still arguing this when there is more important stuff going on. Deadpool got no Academy nominations! Priorities, people!!
                      Train hard, fight easy.

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                        Originally posted by Cake of Doom View Post
                        I can't believe you lot are still arguing this when there is more important stuff going on. Deadpool got no Academy nominations! Priorities, people!!
                        They are not arguing, they are flirting...
                        Falling for Judo since 1980

                        "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                        "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                        "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                          Originally posted by Devil View Post
                          No amount of snarky comments will change the fact that I won and you lost. If you're lucky, you'll only have to suck on that for four years.
                          You won? I lost? You are a strange person. How do you supposed I lost and you won? Oh, you're under some friggin idea that Trump winning is you winning. How quaint. Does this mean you're going to actually go back to class and start learning reading comprehension?

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                            Originally posted by BKR View Post
                            She barely speaks 5 languages, apparently...
                            Not sure how true that is. Her bio was fake. As in it claimed she had a degree that she doesn't ,etc.,etc.

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                              Originally posted by Cake of Doom View Post
                              I can't believe you lot are still arguing this when there is more important stuff going on. Deadpool got no Academy nominations! Priorities, people!!
                              I don't see Gods of Egypt amongst the nominated. What the fuck is wrong with the Academy?

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                                Originally posted by Cake of Doom View Post
                                I can't believe you lot are still arguing this when there is more important stuff going on. Deadpool got no Academy nominations! Priorities, people!!
                                Fuck Deadpool, why would that movie get an Academy Nomination?

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