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    All bets are off, keep it work safe, but here you go.

    #2
    You would think that everybody would have learned from Bush's second presidential run. Trump's a fucking idiot. I think we got the president that most Americans deserve.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
      You would think that everybody would have learned from Bush's second presidential run. Trump's a fucking idiot. I think we got the president that most Americans deserve.
      You're right. This is what we fucking voted for. We voted a stupid asshole billionaire and his empty headed entourage into political power, because we're fucking stupid. We're so stupid! Fuck!

      Fuck! Dammit! Et cetera!

      Come drink from my liberal tears, and be sustained Devil. My soul is prepared!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Phrost View Post
        All bets are off, keep it work safe, but here you go.

        Unfortunately, given my military status, I can't participate.
        I did time because I was openly critical of Clinton. We'll carry the torch, for you.
        Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Tramirezmma View Post
          You're right. This is what we fucking voted for. We voted a stupid asshole billionaire and his empty headed entourage into political power, because we're fucking stupid. We're so stupid! Fuck!

          Fuck! Dammit! Et cetera!

          Come drink from my liberal tears, and be sustained Devil. My soul is prepared!
          You forgot to mention you were a feminist.

          (are a feminist?)

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            #6
            Originally posted by submessenger View Post
            I did time because I was openly critical of Clinton. We'll carry the torch, for you.
            You got arrested?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
              You got arrested?
              Effectively, yes. NJP. Article 15, baby. We squids know it as "Captain's Mast."
              Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Phrost View Post
                All bets are off, keep it work safe, but here you go.

                Unfortunately, given my military status, I can't participate.
                rejoice as the new age of greatness is ushered in by the honorable donald trump! it's nice to see him finally some support around here.
                Originally posted by Mr. Machette
                Lift a lot of weights and sexually assault anyone who tries step to you. Flip the script. Watch that fight turn to flight when you go for penetration.
                Originally posted by Raycetpfl
                Just for future reference dude..... when you are doing it right you don't soil your under-roos when you nail chicks.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by submessenger View Post
                  Effectively, yes. NJP. Article 15, baby. We squids know it as "Captain's Mast."
                  Oh, you're in the Navy. What's you're specialty? I was an OS.

                  I hope you only got a slap on the wrist.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by itwasntme View Post
                    rejoice as the new age of greatness is ushered in by the honorable donald trump! it's nice to see him finally some support around here.
                    Trump's an idiot. And if you actually believed any of the shit he said you're an idiot. If you voted for him because Fuck Clinton...fair enough, but seroiusly, Fuck Trump.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
                      You forgot to mention you were a feminist.

                      (are a feminist?)
                      As much as a man can be, I suppose I am.

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                        #12
                        The green vomit and spinning heads continues...
                        http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...i-semitic.html
                        Falling for Judo since 1980

                        "You are wrong. Why? Because you move like a pregnant yak and talk like a spazzing 'I train UFC' noob." -DCS

                        "The best part of getting you worked up is your backpack full of irony and lies." -It Is Fake

                        "Banning BKR is like kicking a Quokka. It's foolishness of the first order." - Raycetpfl

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
                          Oh, you're in the Navy. What's you're specialty? I was an OS.

                          I hope you only got a slap on the wrist.
                          Was a nuke MM, frocked to 3rd. Dropped to nonrate FR. Did my time, got kicked back to the fleet, grew up with GSs, then struck out to QM.

                          (edit: to be fair, Clinton wasn't the only reason I did time, he was just an add-on to an existing sentence)
                          Consider for a moment that there is no meme about brown-haired, brown-eyed step children.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by BKR View Post
                            The green vomit and spinning heads continues...
                            http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...i-semitic.html
                            And this is how he got elected.

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                              #15
                              Would someone who wasn't a cartoonish villain be scrubbing the records of climate change etc the very day of his inauguration?

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