Help The People's Gambler Win Money on UFC Fight Night

[Devil]

In Vegas. Want to put some money on the fights tonight. Help me pick a winner.

You'll have to Google the card. I'd post it but I'm stuck with my phone.

Philippou is a +300 underdog and Rockhold is at -400. What do you guys think about that one? Any strong feelings about any of the other fights?

[Devil]

Anybody have any strong feelings on the fights at the bottom of the card? The odds are really close on those.

Edwards vs Nijem or Miller vs Sicilia?

[Devil]

Well you guys are completely useless. I bet on Philippou as a +300 underdog. He'll probably lose but it's worth the risk. No way I'm putting money on Rockhold at -400.

[submessenger]

I think it's pretty clear, at this point, that those of us that know how to bet are busy watching the prelims. Lucky bastards.

[Devil]

Ha ha. It was a long shot but maybe the fucker can send somebody like his girlfriend or mom who can put up more of a fight next time.