Post things you wanted to yell, but didn't

[OwlMatt]

At an open mic where I sometimes play: "Strumming three chords is not a solo!"

At my old aikido ckub: "There is no such thing as 'spiritual energy'!"

At my in-laws' house at least once a month: "I know this baby better than you do and I didn't ask for your advice!"

Now you.

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Clutch is not an adjective!

[JingMerchant!]

Ben Goldacre said it better than me :

"Repeat after me : Just because Big Pharma is shit, doesn't mean magic beans cure Cancer!"

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Ben Goldacre said it better than me :

"Repeat after me : Just because Big Pharma is shit, doesn't mean magic beans cure Cancer!"

I wanted to shout that after my old sifu had us watch The Beautifu Truth (a long advert for Gearson's therapy).

[Devil]

Your husband is a pussy!

I hate your fucking kids with all my heart!

Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my office!

You know that profound thought you just had that you're blabbing about to everyone you talk to? I figured that shit out when I was 19 because I'm way fucking smarter than you!

Granny, please stop touching my pee pee!

[scipio]

"I don't give a fuck that you ran a half marathon/tested out for Man Utd/did judo (delete where appropriate) 30 years ago. You are now a fat unfit fucker. Go out and train."

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Fuck your Warrior Dash pictures!

[Devil]

Ooh yeah. What I want to say on Facebook:

"Motherfucker, you're not fooling anybody. I know you took that picture of your daughter getting in the car on her first day of school just so you can show everybody you have a new Escalade."

"I don't give a fuck what you had for dinner."

"You are too old to be hanging out in the club with your saggy tits flopping all over the place, you dirty fucking whore."

"Your God is imaginary."

"You don't know shit about politics or spelling."

[Vieux Normand]

Achtung! Arbeit Macht Frei!

Wait......things we don't yell in public?

Never mind.

[Mr. Machette]

ORGY!!!!!!

[Tranquil Suit]

Would it be bad etiquette to yell "ORGY" at an orgy?

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Would it be bad etiquette to yell "ORGY" at an orgy?

You'd be like the guy at a concert shouting about how he likes to get high.

[OwlMatt]

Speaking of concerts:

"I didn't pay for this seat just to watch the band through your iPhone!"

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Your Skrillex haircut looks hella stupid!

[scipio]

Yes, it does make you look fat in that