Florida accidentally bans all computers

[Styygens]

The ban defines slot machines as "any system or network of devices that may be used in a game of chance".

Seems to me that they've not only banned computers in Florida, but human beings as well.

Some people might consider that description to include voting machines in Florida too!

[Vieux Normand]

Some people might consider that description to include voting machines in Florida too!

Every time Nickleback goes to Florida, the locals ought to be h_______________ C_____________, but they never seem to get around to it.