Free speech

[Vieux Normand]

*Yawn* *Fail*

Profiling, live it, love it, mistake it and continue to cry about it.

Profiling cometh in many forms.

Just the other night, at my workplace, an even-more-hirsute-than-usual unit of indoPak came up to me and asked me if I was bored.

"Immeasurably" was my reply.

"I'm so surprised", replied she through her indoPak 'stache, "that you would know such a word as 'immeasurably'".

"Why should I not"?, I queried in reply while giving her my best Nazi gaze. "It's one of OUR words--not one of yours".

She had profiled me as "bouncer-therefore-monosyllabic". Pulling the racist card, as it amuses me to do from time to time, I so completely changed the goalposts that she quickly waddled away to be in the company--and imagined safety--of her monobrowed friends leaving behind an olfactory cloud of badly-processed curry.

Profiling-fail comes in many forms indeed.

[It is Fake]

Profiling cometh in many forms.

Just the other night, at my workplace, an even-more-hirsute-than-usual unit of indoPak came up to me and asked me if I was bored.

"Immeasurably" was my reply.

"I'm so surprised", replied she through her indoPak 'stache, "that you would know such a word as 'immeasurably'".

"Why should I not"?, I queried in reply while giving her my best Nazi gaze. "It's one of OUR words--not one of yours".

She had profiled me as "bouncer-therefore-monosyllabic". Pulling the racist card, as it amuses me to do from time to time, I so completely changed the goalposts that she quickly waddled away to be in the company--and imagined safety--of her monobrowed friends leaving behind an olfactory cloud of badly-processed curry.

Profiling-fail comes in many forms indeed.

Bigger fail.

[Vieux Normand]

Bigger fail.

^Biggest fail.







(Wow, this "NO U" stuff is really, really complicated.)

[Permalost]

Authorities 'use analytics tool that recognises sarcasm'

Oh, I'm SO SURE it works perfectly!

[legomepanda]

Now if they could just develop an analytic absurdism detector I wouldn't have to rain down blood from the skies and eat a still beating heart of an innocent child.

^thats a joke.

Just clarifying.

Please don't give me jail time secret spying NSA police.

[theAsthmatic]

Everybody is missing the point. CLEARLY, league of legends is to blame for this.

/sarcasm.

[W. Rabbit]

As I am fond of saying: the internet giveth, and the internet taketh away. Rinse, repeat.

Looks like the same visibility that landed this kid in jail has helped free him.

How else does this kid happen to connect with an anonymous donor willing to put up half a million dollars bond?

http://www.cnn.com/2013/07/12/tech/s...html?hpt=hp_t2

The Texas teen facing a felony terrorism charge over an alleged threat on Facebook has been released on bail after an anonymous donor posted a $500,000 bond.

Justin Carter, 19, had spent five months in prison for posting, during an argument about a video game, what he said was a sarcastic comment about how he was going to "shoot up a kindergarten."

Carter was released Thursday to his home near New Braunfels, Texas, after an unnamed donor came forward and posted the bond, Flanary said. He said the donor wishes to remain anonymous.

"For now I'm over-the-moon happy. I just want to spend all my time talking to him and looking at him," mother Jennifer Carter told CNN on Friday. "There's been a lot of hugs going around and crying. We don't have to worry anymore about him being hurt (in jail) ... and for any parent that's just such a relief."
An online petition seeking Justin Carter's release from jail had received more than 126,000 signatures.