Keanu Reeves cinematic magnum opus, Man of Tai Chi

[Zod]

Leave it to Keanu Reeves to give us a film wherein a 135 pound, 5' 5" Tai Chi master is the worlds most dangerous underground no holds barred death match kill crazy competior.

But judging from the trailers, he doesn't kill.

Oh and Tai Chi is more pure than other violent, dirty, bad touch martial arts.

Anyway, thought it was funny and maybe some of ya'll would to.

[nils]

Just pretend that the movie plays in a parallel-universe wherin Newtons laws do not exist, where gravity is dependent on will and chi is a measurable force (so the Matrix all over again).

That way, it could be an enjoyable movie.

Plus, it is still an untested thesis if stretching is the most deadly martial art, so the movie might be on to something:


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[Bneterasedmynam]

Isn't Tai Chi what old people do so their bones won't hurt?? I also have to wonder if Keanu is going to stick with his great acting style of Asian monk surfer.

[DerAuslander]

Isn't Tai Chi what old people do so their bones won't hurt??

You're a fucking idiot.

[Bneterasedmynam]

You're a fucking idiot.

Substance please, if you're going to insult me I demand substance. Please show me a vid, any vid that proves Tai Chi is anything but a good way for old people to practice low impact exercise.

[Permalost]

Substance please, if you're going to insult me I demand substance.

The only thing to be demanded upon insult is satisfaction.

[DerAuslander]

Substance please, if you're going to insult me I demand substance. Please show me a vid, any vid that proves Tai Chi is anything but a good way for old people to practice low impact exercise.

No, fucktard. Because this has been proven, and shown, over and over and over again on this website. Someone who's been here as long as you have and as posted as often as you had should not be so fucktardedly stupid to still be clinging to such idiotic assumptions.

Why don't you fucking educate yourself before opening your mouth, cocksheath.

[Bneterasedmynam]

No, fucktard. Because this has been proven, and shown, over and over and over again on this website. Someone who's been here as long as you have and as posted as often as you had should not be so fucktardedly stupid to still be clinging to such idiotic assumptions.

Why don't you fucking educate yourself before opening your mouth, cocksheath.

Wow I really got your panties in a bunch huh?? You do realize that my post about Tai Chi being for old people was a joke right?? Your response was retarded which is why I worded my response the way I did. I think you need to pop a chill pill before the vain in your forehead causes you a stroke.

[JingMerchant!]

Wow I really got your panties in a bunch huh?? You do realize that my post about Tai Chi being for old people was a joke right?? Your response was retarded so iterated it as such which is why I worded my response the way I did. I think you need to pop a chill pill before the vain in your forehead causes you a stroke.

Mate, i'd quit while you're only, marginally, behind...

For the purposes of this thread, right now, this is Der :-

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This is you :- (Probably NSFW)

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Substance please, if you're going to insult me I demand substance. Please show me a vid, any vid that proves Tai Chi is anything but a good way for old people to practice low impact exercise.

This is me, providing you with the lube, cos I'm a nice guy :- http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72258

[Bneterasedmynam]

Mate, i'd quit while you're only, marginally, behind...

For the purposes of this thread, right now, this is Der :-

Spoiler:

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This is you :- (Probably NSFW)

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This is me, providing you with the lube, cos I'm a nice guy :- http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72258

If only my ass looked that nice.

[Permalost]

Wow I really got your panties in a bunch huh?? You do realize that my post about Tai Chi being for old people was a joke right?? Your response was retarded which is why I worded my response the way I did. I think you need to pop a chill pill before the vain in your forehead causes you a stroke.

Said Mr. I Demand Substance!

[W. Rabbit]

Isn't Tai Chi what old people do so their bones won't hurt??

Yes that's precisely why it translates to "Supreme Ultimate Fist".

There is much joy to be found between MMA and Tai Chi. All it takes is pressure, and time.

[It is Fake]

You do realize that my post about Tai Chi being for old people was a joke right??

Two years and you still resort to this excuse when you say something stupid.







































Yes, this is me saying, your 2 years of stupidity outweighs and corrupts your jokes.

[Bneterasedmynam]

You guys are taking that post waaaaayyyyy to seriously.

[Bneterasedmynam]

Said Mr. I Demand Substance!

That was also a joke, good grief. It was a troll hook to see what I would catch from Der, but wow the bait must have been better than I thought.....or worse depending on how you look at it.