Xbox One

[Holy Moment]

I skipped ahead of all the faggot shit and just watched the little trailer at the end. Here's all I want to know:

1. Will I be able to play as Scott Fiedler?

2. Will Greg Jackson's fighters be able to pinch their nipples at the start for a power boost?

3. Will Forrest Griffin cry and run out of the ring whenever he loses?

4. Will there be accurate penis physics whenever Dennis Hallman's phallus falls out of his speedo?

If I was making the game, it would be a yes to all of them.

[Holy Moment]

I played Elevator Action Death Parade today.

There are just no fucking rules for arcade light gun games.

[228Jits]

I skipped ahead of all the faggot shit and just watched the little trailer at the end. Here's all I want to know:

1. Will I be able to play as Scott Fiedler?

2. Will Greg Jackson's fighters be able to pinch their nipples at the start for a power boost?

3. Will Forrest Griffin cry and run out of the ring whenever he loses?

4. Will there be accurate penis physics whenever Dennis Hallman's phallus falls out of his speedo?

If I was making the game, it would be a yes to all of them.

Have you noticed how Jon Jones looks more like Rajon Rondo?

[Holy Moment]

Apparently the Kinect can assess aspects of the user's body, such as heart rate. I hope that technology is also included in Google Glass. I want to be able to feel like Daredevil.

I get the impression that we have enough awesome technology around to be living in the Blade Runner universe, but instead we're using it in the faggotiest ways possible.