WTH? No, it isn't a Photoshop.

[It is Fake]

So, I'm clicking through various links about Instagram's new terms of service. You know the "now" allegedly poorly worded legal crap that said they owned your photos. Oh and yes, we are going to sell them to advertisers. After reading a few I stumbled across their backtracking story that they are going to change the language after the negative backlash.

Yes, I know, WTF does it have to do with that fake picture? Nothing except, it was in the little window boxes for other news stories. I looked at it and thought WTH? Attempted kidnapper uses photo-shop?

Nope, that is a real mughsot AFAIK.

Sad that kids can't play soccer safely.

The boys soccer coach came to the rescue after the 425-pound man with more than 60 prior arrests allegedly tried to kidnap one of his young players. “The little boy came crying at me, saying that man wanted to take him. He said that he grabbed him and he started smelling him,” the coach, who wished to remain anonymous, told ABC Los Angeles.

Not only is the picture ridiculous, he was fucking sniffing the kid.

http://americanlivewire.com/425-pound-victor-espinoza/

[slamdunc]

Sad that kids can't play soccer safely.

Not only is the picture ridiculous, he was fucking sniffing the kid.

The fat bastard was probably getting ready to eat the poor kid. The good thing about a criminal with those proportions is he would be easy to pick out of a line-up.

[ChuckWepner]

The fat bastard was probably getting ready to eat the poor kid. The good thing about a criminal with those proportions is he would be easy to pick out of a line-up.

And the police caught him using an infrared scanner from a helicopter. He must have a very special infrared image. You wouldn't have to worry too much about mistaking his for someone else's while you were tracking him.

It's just a shame they didn't catch him by using a harpoon.

[Dickhead]

Well, considering the charge and his lack of mobility, I'm sure he'll be getting 'harpooned' a lot in prison.

[ChuckWepner]

Well, considering the charge and his lack of mobility, I'm sure he'll be getting 'harpooned' a lot in prison.

I'm not so sure. Anything you stick into that doughball, chances are, you aren't getting it back.

[Bneterasedmynam]

I found a picture of him from a different site: This story is just disturbing, seriously what the fuck is wrong with people??

[Zod]

Bit of a Necro...

And the police caught him using an infrared scanner from a helicopter. He must have a very special infrared image. You wouldn't have to worry too much about mistaking his for someone else's while you were tracking him.

It's just a shame they didn't catch him by using a harpoon.

You can actually see him on the helicopter IR cam in this video segment. It's kinda freaky.

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/video?id...mp;pid=8837334