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    The mother in law is moving back in with us tonight. She's lived with us for two years before. Then she lived with my brother in law. That didn't work out, so she's moving back in with us. Fuck.

    #2
    Originally posted by Charles Brown View Post
    The mother in law is moving back in with us tonight. She's lived with us for two years before. Then she lived with my brother in law. That didn't work out, so she's moving back in with us. Fuck.
    Duuuuuude, I would fucking sleep outside before I put up with that shit.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Charles Brown View Post
      The mother in law is moving back in with us tonight. She's lived with us for two years before. Then she lived with my brother in law. That didn't work out, so she's moving back in with us. Fuck.
      Good luck. Don't hold anything in, you gotta show that you're the alpha.

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        #4
        I would castrate myself with a dirty spoon first.

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          #5
          I would wrap Godzilla's dick in sandpaper and let him anally fuck me first.

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            #6
            I would become a Twilight fan first.

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              #7
              I would allow the fleas from a million rabid camels lay eggs in my pubic hair first.

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                #8
                I would shove starving rat up my ass and let him eat his way out of my body first.

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                  #9
                  Does anyone else get the feeling that Omega and his mother-in-law may not have the closest relationship?

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                    #10
                    I would bathe with a million ticks for an hour and rinse off with vinegar first.

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                      #11
                      I would dip my ass in diluted sulfuric acid and allow my butt to slowly dissolve until there's nothing left but bone first.

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                        #12
                        I would become George Dillman's man servant first.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Omega Supreme View Post
                          I would become George Dillman's man servant first.
                          Just don't let him touch you; it could be d34dly.

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                            #14
                            Well, here she is. It has all started over again. I pay the fucking bills around here, but I can't let a useless person live in a box. Fuck. There goes the room for my buddy to sleep in when he drinks too much. There goes the room to sleep in when I'd rather punch her in the face. It's all gone now. Merry Christmas.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Charles Brown View Post
                              Well, here she is. It has all started over again. I pay the fucking bills around here, but I can't let a useless person live in a box. Fuck. There goes the room for my buddy to sleep in when he drinks too much. There goes the room to sleep in when I'd rather punch her in the face. It's all gone now. Merry Christmas.
                              Garage conversion. That's all I'm saying.
                              Shut the hell up and train.

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