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    hitting on chicks at the gym

    what are some strategies on how to hit a chick at the gym and get her to the sack? One that has maybe been eyeing you.

    #2
    1) Get a shotgun and load it.
    2) Place the barrel in your mouth
    3) Pull trigger.

    The chicks fall for it every time.

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      #3
      1) Take lots of roids.
      2) Get a toupe
      3) Burn yourself crisp in a tanning machine
      4) Become a part time manager at the club
      5) Perm your chest hair
      6) Jump up and down and behave like Richard Simmons
      7) Send us video of the result

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        #4
        Make sure to wear tight pants.

        While doing a standing weight lift, make sure to clench your buttocks together as tightly as possible.

        While she's visually entrenched in your heaving mounds of man-ass have your best friend come up from behind and garrot her, Corleone-style.

        Get your necrophiliac on. Since you've got such a good buddy, double team her.

        Don't hoist up your pants, walk out of the gym with her bodily fluids still on your half-cocked penis. Make sure to saunter out, as though nothing has happened.

        Pee on a homeless guy.

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          #5
          Posting in an impending disaster!
          Last edited by Dreadnought; 3/27/2004 12:39am, .
          Originally posted by The Wastrel
          I think the forum's traditionally light-handed approach to moderation has become untenable.

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            #6
            hit her with a dumbell and drag her back to the cave
            ~Whatever Happens, Happens.~


            ~From this moment on, I shall be known as "He Who Smokes Bitches"~

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              #7
              Just don't hit on women in YOUR gym and you'll do fine.

              Originally posted by DRD
              Flaming me is OK BOYD, but leave my wife alone.
              Haha, preemptive strike.
              Originally posted by The Wastrel
              I think the forum's traditionally light-handed approach to moderation has become untenable.

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                #8
                the pump is like having sex with a woman and cumming!!!!!!

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                  #9
                  Hire Rick James to demand that she whup you some skull.

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