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    FREE SHRIMP!!! (only in America)

    That's right you get one free giant shrimp from Long John Silver only on Monday, May 10, between 2:00pm and 5:00pm! Americans only, whether this encompasses the whole of North and South America? Just United States?

    Why?

    You can thank NASA.

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...ree_shrimp.htm

    For finding evidence of an ocean there.

    W00T!!!
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

    #2
    Damn near a week away from a free shrimp boys!
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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      #3
      God bless the USA baby, free shrimp here I come!
      I have niether the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manor of which I provide it.
      -A few good men

      As the internet turns - omega

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        #4
        1 Free Shrimp per person is hardly worth the effort to stop.
        And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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          #5
          Originally posted by greese1
          1 Free Shrimp per person is hardly worth the effort to stop.
          But its not just any shrimp, it's a GIANT shrimp. (Which equals about two regular shrimp.)

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            #6
            i guess that makes you guys shrimpers!

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              #7
              Shrimp chips are good though!:D
              Ghost of Charles Dickens

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                #8
                i knew that you were a shrimper.

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                  #9
                  Dude, shrimp chips ARE good. I can eat them nonstop for days and days.

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                    #10
                    you eat a lot of shrimp, huh?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by greese1
                      1 Free Shrimp per person is hardly worth the effort to stop.
                      This is no ordinary free shrimp! This is a GIANT FREE SHRIMP!!!

                      http://www.ljsilvers.com/press/freeshrimp.htm

                      “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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                        #12
                        Too bad that when I eat shrimp, as soon as it starts to be digested, I get to go visit the Porcelin God and pray. And pray. And pray some more.

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                          #13
                          you guys are veritable shrimp boat captains.

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                            #14
                            you should see the deadly strike of my giant "mantis shrimp." stop by the "aquarium" some time and i'll show it to you.
                            Originally posted by Hedgehogey
                            FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
                            Originally posted by Kidspatula
                            Bleep bleep blip bloop

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                              #15
                              TTT I want a full report from the shrimpers!
                              “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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