Star Wars fans take it in the poop chute again

[It is Fake]

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/20...n-of-the-jedi/

Why doesn't he just rewrite and film them with the "vision" he sees with the new technology available?

Hahaha I own them on VHS and have not purchased any of the newer versions.

[Pharabus]

I just want him to go back and make Han Solo fire first :(

fuckin Greedo shoots first my ass!!

[Permalost]

I like the part where Picard orders the Enterprise to fire Revenge of the Nerds floppy javelins at Jaws.

[Snake Plissken]

CGI Yoda and blinking Ewoks aren't that big a thing, it is just his using modern technology to upgrade 1970s-80s puppetry.

Revisionist history by making Obi-Wan's Tusken Raider chasing cry sound like the lizard he was riding in Sith? Ghey.

Changing old man Anakin ghost to pretty Hayden Tiger-Beat ghost? GHEY.

Greedo shoots first cuz Han is scruffy Nerf Herder with honor? Dumb.

Adding Boba Fett and Jabba to Star Wars ERRRR A NEW HOPE? meh.

NOOOOOOOOOO!? Lucas Trolls You

[money]

First world problems...

[Ming Loyalist]

Hahaha I own them on VHS and have not purchased any of the newer versions.

i hear that DVD iso rips of the laserdisc are easily downloadable.

[kitkatninja]

I'm just waiting for the Ultimate Platium final release of Star Wars to come out before I consider buying another box set of Star Wars...

Cause let's face it, they are to release a 3D version soon, then the 3D version of the original (before mods) box set, then the 3D enhanced ditigal remastered, etc., etc., etc...

[Snake Plissken]

I can't wait to see what those two fucktards do to fuck up the blu-ray release of the Indiana Jones trilogy.

[Permalost]

I can't wait to see what those two fucktards do to fuck up the blu-ray release of the Indiana Jones trilogy.

The guy with the sword pulls out his own gun and shoots first.

[jnp]

The only trouble with the Star Wars franchise is George Lucas.

[doofaloofa]

You like the new version. In many ways it is superior to the original

[jubei33]

So, you guys hear about that book...BRD burning being planned?

[money]

The only trouble with the Star Wars franchise is George Lucas.

George Lucas is the best thing about the Star Wars franchise. Ask me why. :PFFFTCCHCHCHHFFFTTT

[doofaloofa]

...why?

[Styygens]

George Lucas is the best thing about the Star Wars franchise. Ask me why. :PFFFTCCHCHCHHFFFTTT

No, I won't ask you why.

Honestly, I've stopped caring what George does to mess with the original movies. He can never replace the absolute wide-eyed wonder I had at the age of five when I left the theater.

That wasn't a special effect.