humanpocalypse!!! what martial arts would kick ass against a death dealing human?

[kitkatninja]

Ok, following on from these threads (as I didn't want to hijack them):

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=108557
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=93933

You are an average job zombie, going about your everyday business (eg walking your dog) and there are gangs of living humans going around the country killing your kind.

What martial arts would be benefical? Taking into consideration general traits, eg slowness, the constant moans, etc...

:problem::Thoughtful:

[Fish Of Doom]

tai chi

:awyeah:

[Volya]

Greco-Roman wrestling!

No, wait!

That Yellow Bamboo mob AHAHAH!

[Styygens]

I told you once: Grappling and Kino Mutai.

[Syphilis]

Biting.

These are the d34dly str33ts, we must take advantage of our superweapon.

[doofaloofa]

Well first try to difuse the situation. This obviously reqires situational awareness
I favour trying to find common ground that all parties can agree on, i.e. 'You have brains?'
the next stage is reason, so...'I eat brains, I am hungry'
Now you have gained thier trust it is time to make your move
In these situations I believe the best coarse of action is to try to grab them and eat thier brains, but watch out! They're slppery devils

[The_Beak]

Other zombies is the correct answer.
Humans move in packs.
No zombie should venture out unless accompanied by at least a dozen or so friends.

Be armed.
Zombie with a shotgun wins every time.

every time.

[bobyclumsyninja]

Aikido. Hey Zombie....grab my wrist~!!! I bet they'd fall for that.

[Snake Plissken]

Ninja Zombie is the correct choice.

[FickleFingerOfFate]

[Zephzilla]

Is fire a martial art? I THINK humans hate fire.

[doofaloofa]

Sometimes I think it would be a lot easier to eat the brains of other zombies

Is that wrong?

[Permalost]

As a zombie, you should just eat whatever martial artists brains you can, so you can gain their powers. Maybe avoid fat guys, cause systema and kempo won't help you against a functioning human.

[FickleFingerOfFate]

Eat Tai Chi practitioners.

They're slow and easy to catch. And, you may assimilate the d34d!y Combat Tai Chi if you eat enough of them.

Yellow Bamboo brains are too small to be satisfying, and have little nutritional value.

[Sri Hanuman]

Be armed.
Zombie with a shotgun wins every time.

every time.

I am forced to agree.
Solid cinematic fact.

Return of the Dead: Necropolis, and some other crap I can't be bothered to look up, but has zombies with guns.