zombiepocalypse!!! what martial arts would kick ass against an undead bastard?!!!

[majediab0311]

so i had this convo with a friend of mine the other day about what martial arts would benefit the most against some brain sucking fucks that are zombies, and so far we've decided on kickboxing some judo and boxing. i know a pathetic list, so anyone wanna broaden this discussion? btw this is my first thread ive fucking posted! WHOOP!

[Pharabus]

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...t=93933&page=1

a whole 263 pages for your viewing pleasue


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[Bneterasedmynam]

Zombies are overdone, with all the new twilight and true blood crap out I say let's discuss MA against vampires. Or at least rabid dogs.

[majediab0311]

Thats fucking sweet pharbus, thanks man!

[doofaloofa]

Would you use BJJ aginst a rabid dog?

[The_Beak]

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=47041
and this one.

More importantly as a zombie which martial arts should I train to better subdue a running brain bucket.

[Bneterasedmynam]

Would you use BJJ aginst a rabid dog?

I dunno I think I might prefer my chances against the vampire.

[doofaloofa]

I reckon I could kill any single dog bare handed, though i may get bit.
More than one average sized dog is next to impossible, three and your fucked

[Evergrey]

Apparently, as far as I can tell when it comes to the latest vampire stuff out there, your best defense against a vampire is to fuck him or her a lot.

[philmgriffin]

not so sure, give me a shovel or pitchfork and I could kill any dog on earth but I doubt I could fend of a full grown attack dog. Those B'stards drag you to the floor then tear your throat/stomach/balls out/off.

Oh and as for zombies or vampires the only martial art that's effective against both is traditional Wing Chun, I don't know what it is but those chain punches really fuck with the undead.

[Styygens]

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=47041
and this one.

More importantly as a zombie which martial arts should I train to better subdue a running brain bucket.

I think the answer, as always, is grappling. And, as zombie, it probably wouldn't hurt to study Paul Vunak's Kino Mutai biting methods.

[Bneterasedmynam]

I just can't really see any bare handed attack working against a good sized angry dog that wants to rip your face off, let alone a rabid one the size of cujo. I have two dogs and just trying to walk them is hard enough, for their size they are insanely powerful.

[Styygens]

Thats fucking sweet pharbus, thanks man!

You deserve a hearty:

"Search Function! Noob!"

[Vince Tortelli]

Cujo looks more sad and in need of a hug than threatening in that picture....
And if you (addendum: This assumes that "you" are in at least average shape and in possession of a working set of arms, legs, etc; exceptions made for the very old or the really young) get killed by a dog you just didn't want to live enough.

I've seen 3-4 pitbulls pulled off of a baby pig, and it was done fast enough that the little piggy wasn't even bleeding. And you're telling me a full grown hooman can't take a dog one on one? There's a reason they're OUR domestic animals, not the other way around.

[Tom .C]

I think any martial art that doesn't use liveness in their practice would be the most bestest.