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    War Helsinki!

    Hiho,

    So, I'll be in Helsinki some time next week!

    So far, I know that Helsinki is indeed... In Finland. Maybe.

    Anything I should know/mind/do/NOT DO while I'm there?

    Yours,

    Rafe
    www.childsplaycharity.org

    #2
    Don't express any favourable opinion of Russia.

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      #3
      So, there is no yellow, salty vodka that is served warm?
      www.childsplaycharity.org

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        #4
        There's a lot to do in Helsinki but i recommend you don't stay there for all your visit.

        Things get progressively weirder as you go up north.

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          #5
          Actually, I am visiting Ropecon, for some work reasons.

          Do you live in Helsinki? HPR has escaped to Vienna, but if you want,
          let's have a beer while I'm there.
          www.childsplaycharity.org

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            #6
            Pack a lunch; the only thing edible in the country is the karellian potato cake thing. Lappinkulta is decent beer if you get homesick for PBR like I do. The girls in the subway station don't really want to be your friend. Bring a blindfold... this time of year there is almost no darkness at night, even in the south. If you want to piss people off say "Helsingfors" as much as possible. If you want to make things right say "antexi". If you stub your toe shout "Satanaperkelevittuvitanskook!". Pikku G is just for kids.

            Have fun.
            Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


            KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

            In De Janerio, in blackest night,
            Luta Livre flees the fight,
            Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
            Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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              #7
              Fuck bitches. Get money.
              GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
              Originally posted by Devil
              I think Battlefields and I had a spirited discussion once about who was the biggest narcissist. We both wanted the title but at the end of the day I had to concede defeat. Can't win 'em all.
              Originally posted by BackFistMonkey
              I <3 Battlefields...

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                  #9
                  Oh and for bonus points express your distaste of Swedes and Russians.

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                    #10
                    Two cases where you want to use a non-Finnish phrase (when in the capital anyway)...

                    When you are attracted to her smile and/or personality: "Jag vill knulla"
                    When someone offers to help you with something: "Asalamalakum :)"
                    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                    Luta Livre flees the fight,
                    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by neoex View Post
                      Oh and for bonus points express your distaste of Swedes and Russians.
                      There are parts of town where that will either offend people or get you stabbed.
                      Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


                      KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

                      In De Janerio, in blackest night,
                      Luta Livre flees the fight,
                      Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
                      Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Matt Phillips View Post
                        There are parts of town where that will either offend people or get you stabbed.
                        The swedish speaking minority does not consider itself swedish, quite the contrary. Of Russians... well, you can spot them by their leather jackets. Just think of any movie you've seen about them ;)

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                          #13
                          Like, Rocky IV?!





                          Also, thank you very much, Sirs!

                          Keep it coming!
                          www.childsplaycharity.org

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hiro Protagonist View Post
                            Like, Rocky IV?!





                            Also, thank you very much, Sirs!

                            Keep it coming!
                            That be Swedish actually :D

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                              #15
                              It should be noted that I hate the Swedish.

                              HATE THEM.

                              Not for their history, not for their politics. Just for their personalities.

                              May that fucking Midgard snake nag their balls off, fucking shitboller eaters!
                              www.childsplaycharity.org

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