All This Apocalypse Stuff You've Been Hearing About...

[W. Rabbit]

In case some of you were busy working this week or otherwise engaged in activities not including preparing for The Rapture, the world is ending around 6pm Eastern this Saturday.

In Biblical fashion, the number of references to this that have sprung out of literally nowhere has exploded like a plague of locusts in just a few weeks...

In fact, they are now legion...

In New York, a Staten Island man spent his $140,000 life savings buying advertising around the city about the impending doomsday.

Why is the earth ending on May 21st? The answer is complicated and involves mystical neo-Christian numerology, according to BusinessInsider.com:

The first proof is based on Genesis 7:4, when God said to Noah: "Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made."

When God referred to seven days, he meant both seven days and seven thousand years, because "one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day." The flood occurred in 4990 BC. Seven thousand years later is 2011.
The second proof looks at the significance of the number of days between the Crucifixion and May 21, 2011.

There are 722,500 days between these dates. 722,500 is a significant number because it is composed of the significant numbers 5x10x17x5x10x17. Five signifies redemption; ten signifies completion; and 17 signifies heaven. The numbers represent the day of redemption (5) and the end of the Christian era (10) and the ascent to heaven (17) -- and these factors are doubled for added significance.

This coincides with what I saw on Fox the night Osama died, when Hannity and Giuliani praised Obama and Glenn Beck was peacefully reserved.

So it's all over. Ragnarok is upon us. It was swell knowing you.

I've prepared a fine tequila.

[hungryjoe]

"But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

Matthew 24:36

Can't remember the last time I quoted scripture.

Anyone seen the 'non-Christians' advertising to take care of believers pets when they're gone? Money to be made!

[W. Rabbit]

Ahaha but that's the coded version, don't you see?

You need to turn it into numbers, multiply them, then double that value to get the real meaning.

[hungryjoe]

My calculator comes up with solid answer of zero.

End is the beginning?

Make that an older Scotch.

[W. Rabbit]

In the internet age, end of the world flash cults are possible. We could be witnessing one.

[Lampa]

I'm taking a half day at work to go to a Rapture party that day in Brooklyn. NY bullies are invited. Unfortunately it starts at nine, so the world might be over by then. I was going to go a little early to just hang out.

[Sri Hanuman]

You know, funny thing about that biblical flood thing.
Supposedly after that God said something along the lines of "my bad, that will never happen again."

And again, according to the same book, this is why we have the rainbow.

[Sri Hanuman]

"But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."

Matthew 24:36

Can't remember the last time I quoted scripture.

Anyone seen the 'non-Christians' advertising to take care of believers pets when they're gone? Money to be made!

Buddha Pet Care.
Give us money, and we won't eat your pets after you croak.

I'm taking a half day at work to go to a Rapture party that day in Brooklyn. NY bullies are invited. Unfortunately it starts at nine, so the world might be over by then. I was going to go a little early to just hang out.

Dude, do NOT drink the punch.

[C0WB0Y]

I personally don't buy into this Rapture business one bit.

Buuuuut I still just spent the last 15 minutes reviewing with my little sister how to operate both the Ak-47and the .45 Ruger Vaquero I keep on the family farm... just in case.

[Kovacs]

That guy spent 140,000 large on advertising becouse of something in the bilbe? That is brilliant. I'd pay $140 to see the look on his face on Sunday morning.

[AFordTeamArce]

When will people stop re phrasing the Holy Bable? Answer: when they open there eyes and minds and stop believing what has obvious flaws that point to the Bible as being man made, full of man-only empotions. C'mon pay attention to Coast To Coast Am Radio guest scientists and you will know. Instead of regurgitate lines saying "well no, this is what they meant" how can you prove that's what they meant? You simply can't that's where the control factor starts where your supposed to just sit there, with out thinking, while someone rambles on and on like they are a prophet... with no proof! It's not what you can make sound cool, it's what you can prove!

[AFordTeamArce]

Good point man, good one.

[Sri Hanuman]

That guy spent 140,000 large on advertising becouse of something in the bilbe? That is brilliant. I'd pay $140 to see the look on his face on Sunday morning.

Have you seen the guy's photo?
He's old and senile.
As long as he's not hurting anybody, he's free to go all out Adam West with the billboards, as far as I'm concerned.

[W. Rabbit]

Yes, by God...there is a website...

It includes some great PDFs with titles like

"Gay Pride: Planned by God as a Sign of the End", and

"I Hope God Will Save Me"

[W. Rabbit]

Ping.