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    #16
    Thanks Brand. It need to be said!!!

    Jen you WUSS!!! Obviously you haven't been training CAST IRON STOMACH Qigong. And if you can't handle Japanese food you'd never survive Hong Kong.
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      #17
      Pain is the Japanese food leaving your body.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Asia
        Thanks Brand. It need to be said!!!

        Jen you WUSS!!! Obviously you haven't been training CAST IRON STOMACH Qigong. And if you can't handle Japanese food you'd never survive Hong Kong.
        No doubt. Those people eat just about ANYTHING.

        I think the time I went to dim sum with my girlfriend and she tried to get me to eat Fong Jaow (chicken feet), I felt about as sick as Jenfucius.
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          #19
          Originally posted by Asia
          Thanks Brand. It need to be said!!!

          Jen you WUSS!!! Obviously you haven't been training CAST IRON STOMACH Qigong. And if you can't handle Japanese food you'd never survive Hong Kong.
          Anyone who survives Hong Kong food is Master of the Iron stomach.:p
          Ghost of Charles Dickens

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            #20
            Originally posted by mike reese
            Pain is the Japanese food leaving your body.
            The brilliance of that statement is undermined by my shreiks of laughter. LMFAO!
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              #21
              Stop whining and eat some more, girlie man.
              That civilisation may not sink,
              Its great battle lost,
              Quiet the dog, tether the pony
              To a distant post;
              Our master Caesar is in the tent
              Where the maps are spread,
              His eyes fixed upon nothing,
              A hand under his head.


              - W.B. Yeats

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                #22
                asia, you're WAY off, buddy. first of all, my grandfather is cantonese so i have natural immunity to wacky chinese food in all its forms. second, i only cook with cast iron skillets. clearly, you have no knowledge of teh deeper aspects of qigong, otherwise you would know that it allows you to puke more, not less!

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                  #23
                  the answer is simple-pepto bismol-it should work for all your symptoms

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                    #24
                    This is why I don't eat seafood (especially raw) or Arby's. I agree with the whole heart attack/stomach pain thing. I recently had to go to the hospital because of what they called a 'general stomach upsetness'. Very technical. They had to use $700 in tests and 5 hours to figure that out. It was the most pain I've ever been in, so I'm not sure how much I can trust the diagnosis.......
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                      #25
                      i'm fine now, fuckers. get ready to have me Jen-fu yo punk asses, beeyotches!

                      thank you pedialyte!

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                        #26
                        Best thread ever.
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                          #27
                          Pain is Thai food leaving the body.

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                            #28
                            Mexican food is not.

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