I need a new username!!!

[Hiro Protagonist]

...And now that I got your attention:

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Attention not really there?

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HELLO!!!

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HELLO!!! Scroll down a bit.

Now.




I need a new username.

I am in need of a new username, because I am opening a small company that will either go under my current UN here on BS, or under my fake but catchy last name "Peregrino".

So, no more Pilgrim, because I really don't want to have such a transparent internet profile.

Now, thing is, I have no fucking idea of what to use as a new moniker.
I thought "Paladin" (Starts with "P", and another Western reference), but that is also so very Japanese Manga LARP video game gay.

So, give me a fucking nickname.

Must not be "Whiner", or "Emo".

May include references to ice cream, Shrek movies, and nerdiness.

Sorry, but no penisses, Helmut.


UNLEASH YOUR LEASHES, TOROS AND TURRETTES!

I am prepared.:ninja7:

[Lindz]

pTitties.

[Hiro Protagonist]

Petit-ties? Too small. What about "Breasto"? Sounds a bit like "Fisto"?

[Arcadian]

Shane?

[Hiro Protagonist]

Good call, but no.

1. Dies at the end of the movie.

2. Has a pedo subtext.

3. Name of a porn actress.

[submessenger]

At the risk of revealing too much about my personal tastes, Dr. Horrible would be a great name. Ditto for Bad Horse, which may be a little to close to Pilgrim, according to The Duke.

[billy sol hurok]

Praline Zen Cream

[Permalost]

Dungeon Master

[judoist]

Scarface. Bonus since you can put up a Tony Montana avatar and a line in that spot where you currently have japanese letters that goes: "Say hello to my little friend" or "Vengeance will be mine, one bullet at a time".

[Meex]

John Smith

. . .he's a Pilgrim.


Or, in honor of those boobs. . .

Pocahontas!

[Rene "Zendokan" Gysenbergs]

ThisIsSparta or Rafe ?

[Uncle Skippy]

PeachesAndCreamMyPants?

Fubar?

PleasurableHandJob?

Uncle Sloppy?

Pragma? (had to throw a serious one in there)

[judoka_uk]

Mint-Berry Crunch!

[Rivington]

Ray-Ray McButtbutt.

[Styygens]

What was wrong with Pilgrim? Generally, I thought it fit both you and the classy avatars you use.

I'd go with BieberFever or TheFunkyBunch.

Herbert West?

Jonas Grumby?

scottbaioisalive&kicking?

NotRalphSevere?

Dulcinea?

Jacques DeMolay?