Sri Hanuma is now a Papa

[TEA]

Our favorite Russian Monkey Jitsuka is now a new proud papa. Join me in wishing him congratulations by raising a glass of vodka in honor of his new son Viktor!!!


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[BKR]

Congratulations, oh Evil Monkey. Get working on #2 as soon as possible. It's best that way they have a built in playmate. My two boys are best friends.

Ben

[The_Beak]

Well Goddammit, I thought you told me you were going to name him "Beak-Thor".

Homie, Congrats on the new miniature you. And tell your kid he just earned a Black Belt in Beak-jitsu-do Karate.

Tapatalk

[hungryjoe]

Congratulations Sri!

Your world has changed forever.

[X_plosion]

Congratulations to the entire family!

[The_Beak]

[jnp]

Woot! Congratulations Sri!

I look forward to your offspring being unleashed upon the world.

[Hiro Protagonist]

Welcome to the world, little emperor!

Your legions wait for your command!

[Tonuzaba]

All the best, primate!

[gregaquaman]

Yeah congrats.

[Sri Hanuman]

Many delightful thankings, comrades.

Never before did I have an actual need for so many red bulls and monster cans. The little guy came about a month early (in fact we were discussing the things we need to quickly finish up before July,) and a few hours later, baby monkey.

Now I'm in the middle of trying to convince Mrs. Monkey to let me buy the little guy an Ashida Kim Ninjutsu black belt, along with his lifetime BDFS membership. Trying to convince the Mrs. of the significance of either Ashida, or the belt, is somewhat like trying to convince a cat to do a backflip for a treat.

Oh well, back to changing diapers. I leave you with this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suvannamaccha

http://www.learnnc.org/lp/editions/ramayana/1189

[Sri Hanuman]

Very close.
More like:
http://youtu.be/e0Ev3xVMfOw

[TEA]

Very close.
More like:
http://youtu.be/e0Ev3xVMfOw

Such a cute family video. What's with all the tourists, though? We're y'all down by the River Walk or hanging out in front of the Alamo?


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[Hiro Protagonist]

http://youtu.be/e0Ev3xVMfOw

Nah, brother monkey.

Here we go:



Dragonball Z - Cell Saga, Episode 171.

[Sri Hanuman]

Nah, brother monkey.

Here we go:



Dragonball Z - Cell Saga, Episode 171.

Man, I fucking LOVED the Cell saga.
Had all the action figures and the counterfit vhs's.
I think I still might...

On that note, the kiddo's getting the entire 5 seasons of Ninja Turtles, the original 80s series, once he turns 3.

Such a cute family video. What's with all the tourists, though? We're y'all down by the River Walk or hanging out in front of the Alamo?


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Bangkok. Bastard tourists held on tightly to their shiny crap. Jr was supposed to distract them enough for us to snag some jewelry and cell phones, crack them against rocks, and toss them into local drainage tunnels.

No luck. (This reminds me of a time when longtail macaques wrecked the shit out of my brother in law's car. They work like freaky little chop shop mechanics. Fast. Thorough. Efficient. He could barely drive the damn thing.)