Remake of The Last Dragon? Sho'nuff!

[Phrost]

Sources nowhere near close to Bullshido* have reported that the quintessential 80's clusterfrak of chintzy pop culture and Kung Fu by Motown maven Berry Gordy is set to return to the screen, likely in 2012.

Gordy's son Kerry and the RZA are producing the film, and it's reported that Samuel Jackson has signed on to play the Shogun of Harlem, Sho'nuff.

No word on who will be cast as the Chinese hip hop dudes outside the fortune cookie factory or if the lead actress will be a member of Prince's harem.

*We looked it up on Wikipedia so you wouldn't have to.

[Coach Josh]

Sigh.

I hope its done word for word with better graphics. SLJ while cool as the other side of your pillow moves like a yak with a stick in its ass when it comes to fighting.

[Soldiermedic]

Sigh.

I hope its done word for word with better graphics. SLJ while cool as the other side of your pillow moves like a yak with a stick in its ass when it comes to fighting.

Maybe if they give him a lightsaber he'll fight with more grace

[twisted mind]

So, apparently there really is no new ideas for movies out there.
I shall be awaiting news for the remake of Gymkata.

[Coach Josh]

Maybe if they give him a lightsaber he'll fight with more grace

This is exactly what I am talking about

[Permalost]

There's one man who can save this movie:

[Styygens]

Why?

Why must Hollywood constantly rape my childhood?

Why?

Couldn't they at least do "Son of the Last Dragon?"

[W. Rabbit]

Who's going to play the macho bruisers who just came to see the Bruce Lee double feature but end up getting the shit stomped out of them for challenging Sho Nuff.

No shit folks, this is how "cool" people dressed in the 80s.

[Permalost]

No shit folks, this is how "cool" people dressed in the 80s.

[W. Rabbit]

OH, and the remake will need breakdancers....lots of breakdancers.

And at least one Rastafarian.

[helmutlvx]

So, apparently there really is no new ideas for movies out there.
I shall be awaiting news for the remake of Gymkata.

It won't be too long.

They're already re-doing Highlander and Hellraiser, the countdown started a while ago.

[Goju - Joe]

You know what would make this movie great.

Will Smith children

Will Smith children make everything better

[Evergrey]

So, when are we going to see "Black Belt Jones: The Next Generation?"

Even sadder is the fact that Romeo Must Die appears to have actually stolen a line from Black Belt Jones...

[twisted mind]

It won't be too long.

They're already re-doing Highlander and Hellraiser, the countdown started a while ago.

Well Crap!
So, what you're saying is that we will continue to see the rape of the 1980's.
That's just glorious.

[Snake Plissken]

Sigh.

I hope its done word for word with better graphics. SLJ while cool as the other side of your pillow moves like a yak with a stick in its ass when it comes to fighting.

give him a kilt and a 9-iron, like in Formula 51, and he be aight