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HereBeADragon
5/24/2010 11:42pm,
He could kick kung fu panda's ass! (I could not find this when I did a forum search and wished to share the awesomeness of this bear enjoy)

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Ninnong
5/24/2010 11:47pm,
... Did he lick his ass at the end of the video?

HereBeADragon
5/24/2010 11:50pm,
... Did he lick his ass at the end of the video?

hard to say. Course thats about all you see the average zoo animal doing. So his show before is a definite bonus.

Uglybugly
5/25/2010 12:36am,
... Did he lick his ass at the end of the video?

yes he was rewarding himself while stretching.

Squerlli
5/25/2010 2:50am,
Omega should totally gong-sau that bear.

Kambei Shimada
5/25/2010 3:36am,
This is why Bears are soo much better than Ninjas. They can do all the fancy **** and are more than willing to test their skills in an alive enviroment.

JKDChick
5/25/2010 3:40am,
That bear has better stick skills than some of the Dog Brothers.

Adam_F
5/25/2010 6:47am,
... Did he lick his ass at the end of the video?

Isn't that how you finish weapons forms in your kwoon?

BackFistMonkey
5/25/2010 8:57am,
That bear has better stick skills than some of the Dog Brothers.

I would pay money to see Crafty Dog and that bear go at it .

Kambei Shimada
5/25/2010 9:05am,
I would pay money to see Crafty Dog and that bear go at it .
Are we walking about stickfight here or you know...

Mr. Machette
5/25/2010 7:09pm,
Are we walking about stickfight here or you know...
Shhsssshhhh.

Don't speak, you'll ruin the moment.

R4m3nzor
5/25/2010 8:16pm,
That just too freaking epic.

lolhate
5/28/2010 2:39am,
Takamura would knock his ass flat.

http://kamy.animeunioni.org/Aija/kuvat/takamura.jpg

Uglybugly
5/28/2010 3:53am,
this reminds me of something I saw on tv yesterday. there was this fat guy that wanted to wrestle a bear in a cage too impress some chick.. didn't work out :) the bear took a bite of the mans ass and it wasn't any impressive. I think the program was called Americas funniest home videos or something.

Larus marinus
5/28/2010 5:33am,
Seems an appropriate moment to whip this one out...
(may not actually be true)

http://www.darwinawards.com/personal/personal2002-22.html



Fritz climbed over the 7-foot fence and jumped into the enclosure. Despite urgent calls from the crowd, Fritz approached the bear in question. The 390-pound adult was quietly occupied with a ball, and unaware of the intruder. Amazingly, Fritz was able to take an unintrusive peek under the hood. Still perplexed, Fritz tried to determine the animal's gender experimentally by delivering a good, hard kick between its legs.
Our friend Fuzzy turned out to be a male, and responded to the assult in a typical male bear fashion. He roared in pain, and charged towards Fritz, who attempted to defend himself with a hasty karate kick in the general direction of the bear while he ran for the fence. This brilliant defense tactic failed completely, and Fuzzy proceeded to occupy the next few minutes mauling Fritz "Bear Ball Buster" Dekker to death.

HereBeADragon
5/28/2010 11:14am,
I think I kow where Frits got his idea.

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