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Sri Hanuman
5/02/2010 8:43pm,
It seems that Capcom has gone from extreme, to outright obscure for the sake of obscure with it's latest Street Fighter release (Super SF IV.)

In this latest installment we see 10 new additions, including (I think) 2 new characters. Normally you would all jizz your pants with excitement screaming "holy ****, 2 new characters in an already jam packed menagerie that has exploited almost every imaginable character combination to create some visually fucked up things for you to fight."

This time, however, Capcom seems to have outdone itself. I present to you, Hakan: The Turkish Rapist/Oil Wrestler.

http://g4tv.com/videos/44650/Super-Street-Fighter-IV-Hakan-Trailer/

Apparently, one of his primary attacks is coating himself in oil, and assraping the opponent, before sending him/her flying in form of a bizzare happy ending projectile (as demonstrated at 0:42- end of video, where he essentially rapes the entire SF cast in the ass.)

Either pop culture is getting to a point that I can no longer follow, Capcom+the Japanese are getting openly hornier and creepier, or Turkish ass rape has become a new cultural hello. Either way, I'll sit out this one.

Much love,
-the Evil Russian Monkey.

Nwp
5/02/2010 10:46pm,
Further spooky cultural degradation.

Why couldnt it be a cute Scandinavian or Nubian princess she male instead of a sweaty turk and oil??

honest_truth
5/02/2010 11:41pm,
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JrPsVxy9rHs/SIhUtwNfVJI/AAAAAAAACjo/onOjBI8i5Mg/s1600/2681658221_ee9c9227be_o.jpg

I believe that capcom actually produced a realistic character for once.

Now what would be more homoerotic, more pics of turkish oil wrestlers or Edward Cullen ?
I have both and they take up gigs on my hard drive (pun intended)

P Marsh
5/03/2010 12:06am,
Further spooky cultural degradation.

Why couldnt it be a cute Scandinavian or Nubian princess she male instead of a sweaty turk and oil??

Crimson Viper is already a tranny in japan and Abel's original concept art was to be a small blond judo boy.

Lysol
5/03/2010 1:14am,
It's still more straight than the gigantic dick Brock Lesnar has tattooed on his chest.


Yeah, I really will stretch any topic for the opportunity to mock someone for attempting to get a tough guy tattoo yet ending up with a phallic one.

Larus marinus
5/03/2010 2:18am,
Am I the only one here who was slightly disappointed that this guy doesn't look more like Boztepe?

Sikaranista
5/03/2010 2:35am,
Crimson Viper is already a tranny in japan

With a name like Crimson Viper...I never would have guessed.

Maybe they should have named her Purple Headed Warrior and removed all doubt? :biggrin:

HailtotheKing
5/03/2010 6:14am,
I'm just glad it's not another street fighter 2

Sri Hanuman
5/03/2010 8:24am,
With a name like Crimson Viper...I never would have guessed.

Maybe they should have named her Purple Headed Warrior and removed all doubt? :biggrin:

You do know that's what happened to Poison from Final Fight, right?

Hiro Protagonist
5/03/2010 9:01am,
http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/31960/original/babt.jpg?1261685521

t3h d3adly
5/03/2010 2:06pm,
Apparently there nerfing all round, and Hakan is a beast once you can get him oiled up, his command throws have massive range and his U2 is the best anti air ever.

Larus marinus
5/03/2010 2:11pm,
Apparently there nerfing all round, and Hakan is a beast once you can get him oiled up, his command throws have massive range and his U2 is the best anti air ever.

If I hadn't stopped playing video games in about 1997, the above sentence would probably give me a hard-on.

Sikaranista
5/03/2010 2:46pm,
You do know that's what happened to Poison from Final Fight, right?

Yup, but wasn't that more of a CYA? Poison became a tranny because Haggar/Cody/Guy beating up on a chicks drew some controversy.

P Marsh
5/03/2010 2:53pm,
Yup, but wasn't that more of a CYA? Poison became a tranny because Haggar/Cody/Guy beating up on a chicks drew some controversy.

Actually it was a typo in the game manuel that referred to poison as "he". There was a version of Final Fight that had them removed out of some violence against women fear thing but they were just replaced with male sprites.

Sri Hanuman
5/03/2010 3:01pm,
Actually from what I hear, the violence against women issue was the more prominent cause, which of course raises the question, why allow violence against men.

shelbydeth
5/03/2010 3:20pm,
Them's fightin' words friend!