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Sri Hanuman
4/22/2010 5:46pm,
Can you believe those infidel assholes MAtt Stone and Trey Parker?
They dare show the allmighty face of Buddha, snorting coke in one of their latest episodes. This is affrontation to Buddhists everywhere. We must kill them in the name of the Buddha!!!

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/buddha-jesus-coke.jpg

I hereby declare a Ji...er.... Buddhahad on these infidels. Their blood shall be spilled, and we will avenge the besmerched name of Alla.... er... Buddha.

BY THE MERCIFUL WRATH OF BUDDHA, IT SHALL BE SO!!!

BUDDHA HU AKBAR!
BUDDHA HU AKBAR!

Hiro Protagonist
4/22/2010 6:03pm,
Dude, you can be so happy that you are already engaged,
because I would be proud to be your husband any time.

Sri Hanuman
4/22/2010 6:04pm,
Bro, I'm not into gay weddings, but I'm truly flattered :)
This calls for the unleashing of the Gimp.

Inthe name of All...er... Buddha!!!

Matt Phillips
4/22/2010 6:07pm,
Remember Bamyan. Karma is inscrutable, and the wheel of Dharma inexorably turns.

Sri Hanuman
4/22/2010 6:07pm,
Yes, brilliant, WW. We can run them down with the karma wheel in the parking lot. That will make it look like an accident.

To the Karma mobile!!!

Rivington
4/22/2010 6:11pm,
I believe the negative karma Trey and Matt have accumulated is represented in their haircuts.

And also because they're going to die soon.

Sri Hanuman
4/22/2010 6:13pm,
I have a feeling they just got an expensive life insurance policy and aired that episode to fake their own deaths. They will be living it up in Peru as French tourists.

Hiro Protagonist
4/22/2010 6:21pm,
Bro, I'm not into gay weddings, but I'm truly flattered :)
This calls for the unleashing of the Gimp.

Inthe name of All...er... Buddha!!!

Wait, what, you are the man on those FB pictures?!

Gaaaaaaaaaaah.

Didn't my friends tell me right from the beginning that Stanislav* was a very uncommon name for a nice hawaian* lady!










*See how I am protecting your secret identity? Like BATMAN!







Also, don't you Buddhists have, like some secrit interceptor force, like the Bullet Proof Monk, or all those hot gals from Silent Moebius?

http://home.arcor.de/S.Kohlmann/anime/mobius.jpg



If we have to fight and roll, dibs on Katsumi!

DerAuslander
4/22/2010 6:27pm,
Which one of you paged me?

Hiro Protagonist
4/22/2010 6:29pm,
There is no "one of you".

Sri Hanuman
4/22/2010 6:29pm,
Which one of you paged me?

We are legion.
Join us in bloody retribution.

p.s.
Buddha's love be with you.

Sri Hanuman
4/22/2010 6:33pm,
Wait, what, you are the man on those FB pictures?!

Yep. I swear, this is the second time I get this.
Is it the talk about all those gimps, or the posting of all those skimpy pictures of monkeys?


Didn't my friends tell me right from the beginning that Stanislav* was a very uncommon name for a nice hawaian* lady!

Yes comrade.
They call me radioactive Stan.



Also, don't you Buddhists have, like some secrit interceptor force, like the Bullet Proof Monk, or all those hot gals from Silent Moebius?


Er... we try to keep those under wraps so not too many people convert, and take up all the hot Buddhist girls.

Besides, I'm half Taoist. We have a Jing confiscation squad. Don't ask what it means. You'd rather not know.

Hiro Protagonist
4/22/2010 6:34pm,
Oh, **** it all.


http://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2009/10/27/60864_md-Chaos%20Daemons,%20Khorne,%20Warhammer%2040,000.jp g


BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

Sri Hanuman
4/22/2010 6:35pm,
As much as I support the casual
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD,

I'm afraid we must get back on track with the Buddhahad.
In the name of Buddha, the streets will flow with the blood of the infidels!!!

Matt Phillips
4/22/2010 6:39pm,
My Karma ran over Sherdogma.

BTW I'm not kidding about Afghanistan. What comes around goes around.

1974
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Afghanistan_Statua_di_Budda_1.jpg

2002

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Destruction_of_Buddhas_March_21_2001.jpg

Sri Hanuman
4/22/2010 6:45pm,
Yeah, I know. Dick move, but it's ok, as long as it's not Muhamed.

p.s.

http://steynian.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/muhammad.jpg

I just love the double standards.