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gsalgado7
3/31/2010 4:42pm,
I don't know how many of you are on Reddit or at all invested in what happens there but there was recently a Bruce Lee vs Mike Tyson thread which really brought out the stupid in people.

Among my favorite comments:


you fail to realize that Bruce Lee was a hell lot faster than Tyson, he could do one hand, two finger push-ups and one inch punches(knockdowns), you also don't know about the iron body training, A hit to the throat and Tyson is down but not Lee


Lee could cause a 200-lb (90.72 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick. That's about Tyson's weight - meaning he could hit hard enough to make Tyson fly up and hit the ceiling, from about man-height.


Respectfully I disagree. Ever try punching through floating tissue paper? Same principle... wraps around the fist, staying intact. =)

And of course a variety of posts comparing Lee to Royce Gracie, Genki Sudo in his fight against Butterbean, etc. as proof that he could take Tyson. There is some hope though, as this is the second-highest voted comment:


This thread is evidence that Street Fighter has ruined a generation's concept of real life fighting. There is no game balancer in real life. The small guys aren't necessarily faster than the big guys here. You can be huge, fast, and tough. And that's terrifying.

Here's the thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/bketd/in_a_fight_between_bruce_lee_and_mike_tyson_both/

Lindz
3/31/2010 4:48pm,
Cross posting **** from other fora? Ok. I found these nuggets in MAP's unofficial japan travel advisory (located in the NINjer forum)

- The age of consent in Japan is 13 HOWEVER each prefecture sets their own age of consent. The age of consent in Tokyo is 18 (don't get any ideas - and shame on you).
+ If you are picking up girls make sure they are 18 or over.

- Do not take things that aren't yours. Very bad in Japan.
+ Always double check before you throw it in your bag/jacket.

- Do not walk out of a store without paying.
+ If you do go back and pay.

Unofficial Japan Travel advisory - Martial Arts Planet (http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92803)

Larus marinus
3/31/2010 5:01pm,
Cross posting **** from other fora? Ok. I found these nuggets in MAP's unofficial japan travel advisory (located in the NINjer forum)

- The age of consent in Japan is 13 HOWEVER each prefecture sets their own age of consent. The age of consent in Tokyo is 18 (don't get any ideas - and shame on you).
+ If you are picking up girls make sure they are 18 or over.

- Do not take things that aren't yours. Very bad in Japan.
+ Always double check before you throw it in your bag/jacket.

- Do not walk out of a store without paying.
+ If you do go back and pay.

Unofficial Japan Travel advisory - Martial Arts Planet (http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92803)

What's this? Another case of the internet teaching people stuff that their parents could never be bothered to explain?

What next? 'Don't eat food that's fallen on the mens' room floor'?

Lindz
3/31/2010 5:06pm,
Is it frowned upon to post things from other forums? I searched before posting this and saw some other old threads about stupid things said about the Martial Arts on Reddit and other sites. Sorry if it goes against Bullshido etiquette, it's been a while since I was last here.

unbunch your panties. this is the comedy forum

Holy Moment
3/31/2010 5:14pm,
If you really want to help the cause, vote here:

http://oelie.antville.org/stories/1513570/

gsalgado7
3/31/2010 5:17pm,
panties unbunched. you guys want to get on topic? I'm trying to have my opinions on martial arts validated here.

Lindz
3/31/2010 5:19pm,
your opinions are wrong and your face is wrong.

OiScout
3/31/2010 5:20pm,
What the hell, I swore they had this exact thread on Reddit not too long. I mean I understand that this comes up often, but god damn.

gsalgado7
3/31/2010 5:25pm,
your opinions are wrong and your face is wrong.

This is what I get for seeking validation from Bullshido

Holy Moment
3/31/2010 5:28pm,
Who would win in a fight between Floyd Patterson and Jackie Chan? What about Jimmy Ellis and Jean Claude Van Damme?

Mr. Machette
3/31/2010 5:29pm,
This one's easy.

Bruce Lee wins, by flying omoplata.

Lindz
3/31/2010 5:30pm,
Bruce Lee vs Russian nuke? Bruce would kill the pilot before the bomber got off the ground.

Larus marinus
3/31/2010 5:33pm,
What the hell, I swore they had this exact thread on Reddit not too long. I mean I understand that this comes up often, but god damn.

It's basically this:
YouTube- The Song That Doesn't End (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_47KVJV8DU)

Holy Moment
3/31/2010 5:35pm,
How about a three-way match between Bruce Lee, Emmanuel Yarbrough, and Gina Carano?

Larus marinus
3/31/2010 5:37pm,
Bruce Lee vs. Charizard?

alex
3/31/2010 5:39pm,
Cross posting **** from other fora? Ok. I found these nuggets in MAP's unofficial japan travel advisory (located in the NINjer forum)

- The age of consent in Japan is 13 HOWEVER each prefecture sets their own age of consent. The age of consent in Tokyo is 18 (don't get any ideas - and shame on you).
+ If you are picking up girls make sure they are 18 or over.

- Do not take things that aren't yours. Very bad in Japan.
+ Always double check before you throw it in your bag/jacket.

- Do not walk out of a store without paying.
+ If you do go back and pay.

Unofficial Japan Travel advisory - Martial Arts Planet (http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92803)

13?

*books tickets*