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Sri Hanuman
3/15/2010 6:06pm,
I was in part disgusted, and in part intrigued by what I saw here.

YouTube- Monkey Murder Squad Brutally Attack Human (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxzn5fLCHXs)


One thing is certain. Monkey MMA is the future of Chinese MA.
MONKEYS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10282&d=1247660692

Conde Koma
3/15/2010 7:34pm,
Why does the title say the monkeys attack a human? I didn't see the monkeys do anything except rebel against their handler a little bit.

In any case, that dude SHOULD get his ass beat by those monkeys, it's really fucked up that this sort of thing is popular in China.

Squerlli
3/15/2010 7:52pm,
In any case, that dude SHOULD get his ass beat by those monkeys, it's really fucked up that this sort of thing is popular in China.
Isn't most of Chinese history based on abusing and oppressing somebody or something?

Conde Koma
3/15/2010 8:21pm,
Well, isn't everybody's?

Iainkelt
3/15/2010 9:35pm,
Well, isn't everybody's?

Perhaps, but the Chinese did it 1,000 years before everybody else...

Sri Hanuman
3/15/2010 9:42pm,
But if it becomes popular enough, Korea invent it.

Mr.Miyagi
3/15/2010 9:44pm,
Korea was invented by Greece.

Nwp
3/15/2010 9:57pm,
No greek would invent the disaster-piece that is korea. Just ask one. Very prideful those greeks.

Demitri, you are the defender of all things monkey. I am an animal lover but you dont take monkey business lightly. You prefer those with similar DNA and thumbs to just any old dog or other domesticated simpleton.
Might I ask where your interest came from?
Were you a primate researcher or just have love for our monkey brethren because of commonality? Just wondering.

The bananasicle and hammer are hilarious. What the hell does it say?

Respectfully and sarcastically
Nwp.

Sri Hanuman
3/15/2010 10:25pm,
Demitri, you are the defender of all things monkey. I am an animal lover but you dont take monkey business lightly. You prefer those with similar DNA and thumbs to just any old dog or other domesticated simpleton.
Might I ask where your interest came from?

Were you a primate researcher or just have love for our monkey brethren because of commonality? Just wondering.


Interesting story, that.

When I was little, my mother had a plush monkey collection (the way some people collect clown figurines.) More recently, my fiance took me to Lop Buri, the town known for it's monkey population. This was around 2007, where I got my first taste of the joy that is monkeys. (Prior to that, the extent of my exposure was watching Pan-kun.)

That really tickled my "adorable" bone, and got me reading up on the little critters (macaques in particular.) I'm not a researcher, but I a strong hobbyist. I enjoy reading about their behavior, psychology, rituals, etc.

Every year since, I've taken a trip to Thailand to visit the future in-laws, and since there is family around the Lop Buri region, I've been able to visit my furry pals as well. They bite, they swarm, and they steal your things. But, if you prepare for the visit, i.e. dress appropriately, no loose things like jewelery or shiny trinkets, you won't get mobbed. In fact, as long as you respect their body signals, you won't be swarmed.

I believe I've posted some of the more recent pics of myself and the monkeys. They were trying to groom my shaved head and arm-bar me.

Currently, I have adopted/sponsored a Japanese snow macaque named Carly. If my job thing works out and I end up in TX where the primate sanctuary is located, I hope to put in some volunteer hours, and if the powers that be allow it, spend time among my hairy people.



The bananasicle and hammer are hilarious. What the hell does it say?

Respectfully and sarcastically
Nwp.

It means "The Republic of Monkeystan."

Cheers, and bananas to you all.
May Sri Hanuman's minions not bite you today.

hitandrun
3/15/2010 11:30pm,
A monkey with a stick! I see "Monkey King" potential.

Nwp
3/15/2010 11:46pm,
Classic.

I have nothing for "monkey arm bar" and other training methods that are obviously far superior, diverse, AND genetically perilous as yours.

My hat once again tips to you for outreaching us all in coolness.
Monkey swarm. Sweet. Who knew?

Crazy ass Russian is tough AND empathetic to all earth creatures.

Sri Hanuman
3/16/2010 8:03am,
Classic.

I have nothing for "monkey arm bar" and other training methods that are obviously far superior, diverse, AND genetically perilous as yours.


True story.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10393&d=1250083873 http://www.bullshido.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10383&d=1249662640

It takes them a while to get it. But once they do, they go straight for your wallet.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10391&d=1250083873 http://www.bullshido.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10390&d=1250083873

"your moneys is mine, bitchez"

And in case you missed this from an earlier post, they even have their own local Muay Thai gym.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=10919&d=1261590210




My hat once again tips to you for outreaching us all in coolness.
Monkey swarm. Sweet. Who knew?

Crazy ass Russian is tough AND empathetic to all earth creatures.

I CRUSH YOU. For peace.

jnp
3/16/2010 8:09am,
Where in Texas?

As you can see from NWP's posts, they'll let anybody live in this state.

Sri Hanuman
3/16/2010 8:18am,
Where in Texas?

As you can see from NWP's posts, they'll let anybody live in this state.

From the web site:
"Located on 186 acres near Dilley, Texas, the Sanctuary provides a safe, permanent home for more than 500 nonhuman primates, many of whom were rescued from abusive situations in research facilities, roadside zoos, or private possession. "

http://www.bornfreeusa.org/sanctuary/

I spoke to the director last year, and he told me that they are working on a volunteer program. Can't wait!!!

Evil Solvalou
3/16/2010 8:31am,
1. That monkey trainer is a douche.

2. I wish I was passionate about something.

3. NSFW: Image in spoiler contains nudity!

http://thingsthatexciteme.tumblr.com/photo/1280/450070473/1/tumblr_kzbo46ANGz1qzr53c

shaolin pimp
3/16/2010 9:37am,
Is it wrong, that I was expecting to see monkey's fighting in a cage? or at least wearing tapout shirts, damn dog judo has raised my expectations to unrealistic levels.