PDA

View Full Version : What’s the worst advert or claim you guys have seen for a school or product?



Pages : [1] 2

oni
2/10/2004 9:31am,
As a Brit, all I really get to know about American martial arts is the stuff I see advertised in magazines here in the UK. You know the stuff like ‘new elite special forces techniques available for the first time’ or ‘they tried to ban this, but I’m going to teach it anyway’. Dubious claims. What’s the worst advert or claim you guys have seen for a school or product?

Clyde
2/10/2004 9:51am,
http://www.darkdragonkenpo.com/


This one is always a hoot

Have a great Kenpo day

Clyde

RobP
2/10/2004 10:01am,
Anything from TRS

#1plumber
2/10/2004 10:10am,
Sacharnoski told me that in six months I could beat up anyone in my whole town.

Shuma-Gorath
2/10/2004 11:21am,
Anything advertised by TRS.

Edit: Beaten like a student of Tom Proctor's tapes.

kikkoman893
2/10/2004 11:27am,
temple kungfu has some sweet videos of him saving an asian girl from certain peril from a white guy cleverly disguised as an asian man (hes wearing a pointy hat).

DRD
2/10/2004 11:37am,
50,000 challenge by Commander Coal Akida.

10,000 challenge by Ashida Kim.

Many claims by John Perkins.

Tough guy talk by Dimitri.

All that have numbnuts try to make them sound legit instead of them doing it themselves.

If these guys would just teach and can the BS childs talk, they may all have something to offer, but crap will always be crap.

dontgetit
2/10/2004 12:27pm,
does this count?

http://www.thegrapplingblueprint.com/

HAPKO3
2/10/2004 12:31pm,
Originally posted by dontgetit
does this count?

http://www.thegrapplingblueprint.com/

no.

Sam Browning
2/10/2004 1:10pm,
I've always been a fan of Chris Cluggston's advertising, he's selling his own take on JKD but with a fake 2,000 lineage tracing back to the roman empire and with inflamitory language that puts scars to shame.

Shuma-Gorath
2/10/2004 1:15pm,
Originally posted by Samuel Browning
I've always been a fan of Chris Cluggston's advertising, he's selling his own take on JKD but with a fake 2,000 lineage tracing back to the roman empire and with inflamitory language that puts scars to shame.

Hehe, I remember the Cohmrac Bas article in my first issue of Black Belt. Do you have a link to a website of his?

Kempocos
2/10/2004 1:15pm,
I love the DILLMAN KARATE INTERNATIONAL claim of NO TOUCH KNOCKOUT, KIAI KNOCKOUT.

tkdan28
2/10/2004 1:20pm,
links, please

DRD
2/10/2004 1:22pm,
Peter, It is "Christoph" He has aquired royalty to his blood. He is also a complete putz fake. Even he and some of his totally compliant croonies laugh at how stupid their crap is while doing it. Also always notice the abundance of mats just off camera.

Omega Supreme
2/10/2004 1:42pm,
95% of everything in BB mag.

Speaking of which I was at the news stand Sunday and I hear Dillman closed all his schools. If anybody could post the full article here I think you might find it amusing.

Ronin
2/10/2004 1:45pm,
All those 300 volume sets of 20 min video instuction tapes.