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Brianterrel
12/09/2009 2:04am,
YouTube- Naughty dog humps old lady....Hilarious video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu4e9zljsFc)

It is a proven fact that 99.9999999% of all Human-Dog fights end up on the ground. My question is which grappling art provides the best tools to mitigate the dog's "offense" and end the encounter safely.

It seems like BJJ's guard game might lead to some rough situations. In the encounter above, the dog seemed to have little submission game after it took the back. Maybe some sort of wrestling would be best to control the dog until you can break away safely?

:pancakebu

Aaron_
12/09/2009 2:06am,
obvious troll is obvious.

nnate
12/09/2009 2:12am,
Here comes the epic.

nnate
12/09/2009 2:21am,
YouTube- Naughty dog humps old lady....Hilarious video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu4e9zljsFc)

It is a proven fact that 99.9999999% of all Human-Dog fights end up on the ground. My question is which grappling art provides the best tools to mitigate the dog's "offense" and end the encounter safely.

It seems like BJJ's guard game might lead to some rough situations. In the encounter above, the dog seemed to have little submission game after it took the back. Maybe some sort of wrestling would be best to control the dog until you can break away safely?

:pancakebu

The real problem here is the result of dead patterns. A lot of aikidokoists are prone to practicing compliant Dog-Old Woman rape attacks. The result is aikidokists(Who are also known as Yellow Argentinian Ninjakos in Honduras) don't fare so well in an alive setting. The best training practice is Internet _ing _un Venue Quibbling, better known as the The Horny Plumber.

Brianterrel
12/09/2009 2:33am,
The real problem here is the result of dead patterns. A lot of aikidokoists are prone to practicing compliant Dog-Old Woman rape attacks. The result is aikidokists(Who are also known as Yellow Argentinian Ninjakos in Honduras) don't fare so well in an alive setting. The best training practice is Internet _ing _un Venue Quibbling, better known as the The Horny Plumber.

I hadn't considered Aikido! I bet they have some "Ok now bite my wrist" scenarios that would really give them a leg up on other grapplers!

Edit: Aikidog devastation:


A good dog/carnivore defence technique is to unhesitatingly take the first opportunity to ram one fist as fast and as forcefully hard and as far into their mouth, down into their throat, as far it will go, reaching for their entrails and simultaneously bite the animal on the nose very hard with intent to break a chunk off. The gag reflex combined with their softest part being mauled and the shock of the effectiveness of your counter will most likely bring about capitulation. At least you will be talking their language and letting them know you understand the game. Use the other hand to pull against their collar if they have one or an ear or the scruff of their neck. When they gag and spit your arm out, donít just stand there, give chase immediately. Become the hunter. Additionally, not per se, given the opportunity, eye gouges may have some limited use but not as a first or only option.From: http://www.aikidojournal.com/?id=4290

Bite my wrist now pooch!

While trolling aikido forums for dog techniques, I learned that I fail at search function :

ULTIMATE Dog Defense!! (T3h [email protected]) - No BS MMA and Martial Arts (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28834)

nnate
12/09/2009 2:58am,
Brianterrel quoted an article on Aikidojournal


A good dog/carnivore defence technique is to unhesitatingly take the first opportunity to ram one fist as fast and as forcefully hard and as far into their mouth, down into their throat, as far it will go, reaching for their entrails and simultaneously bite the animal on the nose very hard with intent to break a chunk off. The gag reflex combined with their softest part being mauled and the shock of the effectiveness of your counter will most likely bring about capitulation. At least you will be talking their language and letting them know you understand the game. Use the other hand to pull against their collar if they have one or an ear or the scruff of their neck. When they gag and spit your arm out, donít just stand there, give chase immediately. Become the hunter. Additionally, not per se, given the opportunity, eye gouges may have some limited use but not as a first or only option.



Wow. **** that ****. Whoever wrote that has some sadistic dog-torture issues coupled with some sort of innate canine persecution complex.

Edited to add: Otherwise your post was funny. Lol @ bite my wrist.

kodiak
12/09/2009 7:30am,
Aikidog?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2261/2286186705_9ae05d3c3f.jpg?v=0
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2023/2286973982_11324fe53e.jpg?v=0

Absolute PWNAGE ! (below)
http://www.myspacelayouts.org/image_images/2379.gif

Sley
12/10/2009 12:33am,
only GJJ will work as its the Street.

DKJr
12/10/2009 3:38am,
What you and your dog do should stay in the privacy of your own home.

permahudef
12/10/2009 9:17am,
only GJJ will work as its the Street.NO! It's not the Street! It's the yard! It's totally different!!!

Obvious answer: Backyard wrestling.
http://bobfoley.tripod.com/fsplash.jpg

Sley
12/11/2009 1:48am,
Cat fighting

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk153/gschwartz_bucket/whore_mouth.jpg

Larus marinus
12/11/2009 1:57am,
Another excuse to post this again. Happy happy joy joy.

YouTube- bjj vs dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50TWffgtqZM)

SaintHamish
12/11/2009 4:31am,
Another excuse to post this again. Happy happy joy joy.

YouTube- bjj vs dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50TWffgtqZM)


It really is uncanny the way opportunities present themselves to enable this video to be posted. :qgreenjum

Nefron
12/11/2009 5:04am,
http://www.myspacelayouts.org/image_images/2379.gif

The dog has the real anti grapple.These knees would be illegal in cage fighting, but on they streets the easily stop a takedown.

King Sleepless
12/11/2009 2:10pm,
Pulling guard is actually a great tactic against 4 legged creatures larger than you.

Nefron
12/11/2009 2:11pm,
Just ask Mark Tripp.