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Mtripp
11/03/2009 3:42pm,
His address:

Rct. Debus, Derek D.

Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
Box 16125
Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

He is begging for letters, and says the place "sucks."

He must have missed the opening part of "Full Metal Jacket," to understand this was not scout camp....

Vorpal
11/03/2009 4:17pm,
Our little Moosey, all growed up. Sniff. Let him know we're proud of him when you talk to him again.

Zapruder
11/03/2009 4:23pm,
Time to send some pictures!

thorthe power
11/03/2009 4:26pm,
He'll probably end up actually having a blast...after the initial shock is over. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up a sqad leader:-)

tideliar
11/03/2009 4:29pm,
****, I wondered where he'd gone!

We should send him some really really filthy dodgy porn. That'd sooooooo funny.

Or not. No, maybe not. That would be a **** thing to do actually....

Phrost
11/03/2009 4:35pm,
Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.

Zapruder
11/03/2009 4:39pm,
Someone get White Kimbo to dress in drag and take pictures. We'll send them with a corresponding love letter.

WINNAH! Though your sweet visage might turn a few heads too...

DarkPhoenix
11/03/2009 4:41pm,
Just draw penises on the Envelope. the DIs should love that. :-)

Lominus
11/03/2009 4:47pm,
Do what my wife did when I was in basic, sent potpourri. Yeah, that was hard to explain...

HappyOldGuy
11/03/2009 4:52pm,
Crossposted to sociocide.

AlphaFoxtrot51
11/03/2009 5:16pm,
You should definitely address the envelope as:

Rct. Debus, Derek D.
aka - Moosey-Poo

Alpha Co., 1st RTBN (Pit 1001)
Box 16125
Parris Island, SC 29905-6125

Somewhere on the envelope there has to be a big "GO ARMY"

WhiteShark
11/03/2009 5:19pm,
So no internet in Boot Camp then?

AlphaFoxtrot51
11/03/2009 5:22pm,
So no internet in Boot Camp then?

Every recruit gets his/her own laptop. But the operating system only has one program that works on it called PAIN

Drake LaMancha
11/03/2009 5:46pm,
Damn!! What will we do without our favorite young wise ass? Well I will intend to write him a letter but will probably fail. So in the mean time Moose I wish ya luck and when you review what you missed while gone you will see we thought of you.

elipson
11/03/2009 5:52pm,
Tell him to stop bitching and ask what did he expect.

And the White Kimbo thing. Do that too :)

battlefields
11/03/2009 6:12pm,
I thought, instead of potpourri, send him a tournaquet and needle set with a note that says, "we got your package, don't know how you organised the gear from Afghanistan so quickly, but you are rich when you finish your tour. Your next package will be a 'taste test', make sure you get as many of your friends hooked so you have a guaranteed market when you get out."
That'd be hard to explain.