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TheMightyMcClaw
11/03/2009 3:14pm,
For the time of this month called November
I pledge that each and ev'ry post I write
Shall be made not in prose traditional,
But rather shall be made in measured verse.

Know thee well that I am no poet fair,
And make no promises of pleasing rhymes,
Alliteration, or marching iambs,
Or to keep fast mine intended measure.

So though my lyric may be pleasing not,
When examined through a trained poet's eye,
My dismal art shall be polished with time,
And, mayhaps, bring a bright spark to these boards.

AlphaFoxtrot51
11/03/2009 3:15pm,
For the time of this month called November
I pledge that each and ev'ry post I write
Shall be made not in prose traditional,
But rather shall be made in measured verse.

Know thee well that I am no poet fair,
And make no promises of pleasing rhymes,
Alliteration, or marching iambs,
Or to keep fast mine intended measure.

So though my lyric may be pleasing not,
When examined through a trained poet's eye,
My dismal art shall be polished with time,
And, mayhaps, bring a bright spark to these boards.

Can we please bring back Bill Duff??

atom
11/03/2009 4:26pm,
So McClaw, how do you feel about Couture/Vera this weekend?

Odacon
11/03/2009 5:03pm,
I got your verse right here:
YouTube - The Fart Song Family guy new and improved (READ DESCRIPTION) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxrZMdzoXS4)

G-Off
11/03/2009 5:45pm,
I read the title too quickly and thought that verse was actually 'Verse and that your post would be something about Firefly.

I am disappoint.

Holy Moment
11/03/2009 9:32pm,
Can we please bring back Bill Duff??

YouTube - Human Weapon Kung Fu - Wire Fu Kick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IT37YvetVE)

ironcastknight
11/03/2009 11:07pm,
You say you will speak in verse
A concept to which I am adverse
All a man gots is a dime
And the right to speak in rhyme
And to snort some thyme
Until he runs out of time
And takes up organized crime
Tripple dipple nipple warbling bucket of possesed cocks and lime

DKJr
11/03/2009 11:19pm,
fibble wibble hey,
Your posts were never gay.
Until the time,
you began to rhyme.
Then you ruined my day.

100xobm
11/03/2009 11:29pm,
Nyergen Byergen Fyergen Thought
You don't know how to spell "Naught"

(I just wanted to get some arbitrary sweden in there)

AlphaFoxtrot51
11/04/2009 1:19am,
YouTube - Human Weapon Kung Fu - Wire Fu Kick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IT37YvetVE)

That's not the clip I was looking for. Where did it go?!

Holy Moment
11/04/2009 8:32am,
That's not the clip I was looking for. Where did it go?!

The Duff-roll? It probably got lost when the Bullshido youtube account got all of its videos deleted.

Totemicist
11/04/2009 8:53am,
November, I shall write nought but in verse.

Well to the rest of Bullshido that seems like a curse,
So I predict the next throwdown you'll leave in a hearse.

Angry Mandrill
11/04/2009 9:38am,
if you fail in verse
odin will welcome you not
reconsider now

ttankzero
11/04/2009 10:10am,
Men should not laugh nor posting fighters scorn
Your resolution to a poet be
For they are ones that should now feel forlorn
As they are now less sexable than we.

Here men of pow'r will boast of how they love
Kyokushin Karate, not Wing Chun;
For manliness does fit them like a glove:
Aliveness training is all that they run.

While women love men strengthened by pursuit
of all things martial, they cannot deny
the arrow shots of cupid resolute
for our fun, keen, poetic kind of guy.

You grasp not yet the babe-slay'ing pow'r which is
iambic prose pentameter, bitches.

ciscodog
11/04/2009 10:38am,
im drinking my coffee,
its early in the morning,
as i read this thread,
i wish it had a warning,
to tell me its here,
and the verses within,
for my poetry skills are lame
like the style of jason brinn

Cayvmann
11/04/2009 3:56pm,
Hinkley-tinkley tart
I once took a martial art
From a man called Sifu
Who taught the wu fu
It was useless as a fart