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SaintHamish
10/14/2009 11:18pm,
I apologise if this has already been covered but just in case it hadnt I couldnt help myself...

Fell across this website offering a few "Tips" in how to survive your average Plane Hijacking or Suicide Bomber.....


"Walter Philbrick, a SWAT instructor and president of IPS Services told us, “Terrorism has no rules, either fight or die. We are going to teach you how to survive a terrorist attack.”

And here are some useful survival tactics as shared by Mr Philbrick...

1 - 'When the terrorist comes down the aisle as soon as he passes you throw your blanket over his face so he cannot see. Then knee him in the spine, pull him down and strangle him with the blanket until you get another passenger to help you restrain him. '

2 - 'Always ask a stewardess for two unopened cans of soda. A full soda can thrown at someone’s temple can kill him. They can smash a terrorist’s nose, knee cap or head. If everyone throws a full soda can at a terrorist he can be stoned to death. A full soda can wrapped inside a blanket can be swung as a deadly mace.'

3 - 'A rolled newspaper becomes extremely hard and can be used to smash the nose or stop the heart by hitting the arteries on the side of the neck.'

4 - 'An undercover Air Marshall may attempt to take back the airplane. If that happens keep your head down or you could be accidentally shot and killed. '


Big fan of this next one....

5 - 'Standing in the face of an explosion is deadly. The shrapnel has many opportunities to pierce your vital organs.'


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1AWYJ0J78T0/Rw-CssfRGrI/AAAAAAAAArg/NtG8JvdzotU/s400/walter+philbrick.bmp

Permalost
10/14/2009 11:23pm,
I wonder if anyone has died from a volley of unopened soda cans.

Baltic
10/14/2009 11:27pm,
I wonder if anyone has died from a volley of unopened soda cans.

This is the first thing I thought of...

YouTube - Maximum Overdrive - Soda Machine, Steam Roller Death Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K44PqV2Idk)

3moose1
10/15/2009 12:00am,
There is a show on spike, Surviving Disaster.

Its hosted by a Former Navy SEAL, and looks a bit more legit, but still..

CoffeeFan
10/15/2009 12:16am,
Throw a soda can at someone's temple and kill them. I don't think I would trust my ability to pull that off against someone with a bomb on their chest.

King Sleepless
10/15/2009 12:30am,
Wouldn't it just be more effective to just stab the sandnegro to death with your spork?

lionknight
10/15/2009 2:07am,
There is a show on spike, Surviving Disaster.

Its hosted by a Former Navy SEAL, and looks a bit more legit, but still..


I saw their surviving a skyscraper fire.

I think most people would have a better chance jumping from the top floor and hoping the heat creates enough updraft to float them to the ground.

...of course he might be better when it comes to terriost. :qtank:

SaintHamish
10/15/2009 2:11am,
Wouldn't it just be more effective to just stab the sandnegro to death with your spork?


YouTube - Internal Energy One Finger Strike Oleg Spector Russian Combat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk9ChC-lNYg)

H_Murdock
10/15/2009 2:27am,
There is a show on spike, Surviving Disaster.

Its hosted by a Former Navy SEAL, and looks a bit more legit, but still..

And why does it say "Jews GTFO" in German under your avatar? Any particular reason?

SaintHamish
10/15/2009 2:41am,
And why does it say "Jews GTFO" in German under your avatar? Any particular reason?


The Germans came, the police, and they started banging houses: "Raus, raus, raus, Juden raus." … [O]ne baby started to cry … The other baby started crying. So the mother urinated in her hand and gave the baby a drink to keep quiet … [When the police had gone], I told the mothers to come out. And one baby was dead … from fear, the mother [had] choked her own baby.”
—Abraham Malik, describing his experience in the Kovno (http://www.bullshido.net/wiki/Kaunas) ghetto


Never actually noticed that until then.......What is the reason?

karma2343
10/15/2009 2:51am,
The only reason why we don't use rolled up newspapers in Eskrima is regard for our training partner's safety. Thats why we use solid bamboo sticks instead.

colonelpong2
10/15/2009 3:08am,
I apologise if this has already been covered but just in case it hadnt I couldnt help myself...

Fell across this website offering a few "Tips" in how to survive your average Plane Hijacking or Suicide Bomber.....


"Walter Philbrick, a SWAT instructor and president of IPS Services told us, “Terrorism has no rules, either fight or die. We are going to teach you how to survive a terrorist attack.”

And here are some useful survival tactics as shared by Mr Philbrick...

1 - 'When the terrorist comes down the aisle as soon as he passes you throw your blanket over his face so he cannot see. Then knee him in the spine, pull him down and strangle him with the blanket until you get another passenger to help you restrain him. '

2 - 'Always ask a stewardess for two unopened cans of soda. A full soda can thrown at someone’s temple can kill him. They can smash a terrorist’s nose, knee cap or head. If everyone throws a full soda can at a terrorist he can be stoned to death. A full soda can wrapped inside a blanket can be swung as a deadly mace.'

3 - 'A rolled newspaper becomes extremely hard and can be used to smash the nose or stop the heart by hitting the arteries on the side of the neck.'

4 - 'An undercover Air Marshall may attempt to take back the airplane. If that happens keep your head down or you could be accidentally shot and killed. '


Big fan of this next one....

5 - 'Standing in the face of an explosion is deadly. The shrapnel has many opportunities to pierce your vital organs.'


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1AWYJ0J78T0/Rw-CssfRGrI/AAAAAAAAArg/NtG8JvdzotU/s400/walter+philbrick.bmp



OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!

OP There are no words to describe the brilliance of your find

This site has always been laced with comedic gold... but... but.... this is wonderful!!!!!

Excuse me while I giggle insanely

By the way... who the **** banned three moose and why?

saipher
10/15/2009 3:28am,
1 - 'When the terrorist comes down the aisle as soon as he passes you throw your blanket over his face so he cannot see. Then knee him in the spine, pull him down and strangle him with the blanket until you get another passenger to help you restrain him. '

2 - 'Always ask a stewardess for two unopened cans of soda. A full soda can thrown at someone’s temple can kill him. They can smash a terrorist’s nose, knee cap or head. If everyone throws a full soda can at a terrorist he can be stoned to death. A full soda can wrapped inside a blanket can be swung as a deadly mace.'


Ah yes. The blanket party defense.

tgace
10/15/2009 4:14am,
Just doin a little googling...

http://www.spoke.com/info/pFbSBh4/WalterPhilbrick


Biography
Walter Philbrick President Mr. Philbrick is a twenty five year veteran of the Hialeah, FLPD, retiring from full time duty in 1999. He is currently a Reserve Lieutenant with that same agency. During his career in law enforcement he has served in many capacities, most notably as a Team Leader for SWAT and an instructor at the police academy . He is a 5th degree Black Belt in Kodokan Judo and Jujitsu, distingusing himself many times in competition as a four time US Masters Judo Champion, two time World Police and Fire Games Champion, and, three times International Police Olympic Judo Champion. Mr. Philbrick is also certified to teach over twenty five (25) law enforcement related courses dealing with officer survival. He is the owner of International Protective Services (IPS) and Investigations and Protective Services both in Hollywood, Florida. As a respected trainer, Mr. Philbrick's expertise has been sought on numerous occasions, making appearances on ABC Primetime, the Today Show, NBC, ABC and Fox News.

tgace
10/15/2009 4:17am,
And a pretty lengthly news article on the guy and his business:

http://www.browardpalmbeach.com/2002-01-24/news/wally-s-war/

Father Dagon
10/15/2009 7:14am,
Sorry if I had bad luck reading this thread, but could someone please post a link?

And could this be any more 2001-2002? What exactly is a "terrorist" attack? The core of terrorism is neither violence nor jihadism, but randomness. You can, theoretically, reduce the most feared fighting unit imaginable, into raging jelly using non lethal attacks. It is very hard, but perfectly possible.