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ZenOfAnger
7/06/2009 7:51pm,
I came across this while searching for a pizza place near me that delivers:

http://www.cecilwhittakerspizza.com/stchas/karate.html


And this is just precious:


Let us edu-tain the kids with a 30-40 minute martial arts spectacular by Robinson's Karate (http://www.robinsonskarate.com/). It includes bully defense drills, stranger danger exercises, high-flying kicks, secret punches, and a board-breaking demonstration that will have children, parents, and educators talking for weeks to come!

It still makes me laugh to this day that people actually have these parties for their kids. It's almost as bad as those McDojos that advertise, "we cut your cake with a real samurai sword during the party!"

There is no real point in this post, but to just point out the lolz.


ZoA.


P.S. I ordered some pizza from said website. If you can find out where I live, are in the area, and can provide your own transportation, I will gladly share my two 16 inch extra large pizzas with you, and possibly the cheesy garlic bread as well.

ZenOfAnger
7/06/2009 8:15pm,
Ok. I've got my pizza. Let see if anyone takes me up on the above offer.

Kid Miracleman
7/06/2009 9:03pm,
Could you mail some to me?

I prefer UPS.

wikidbounce
7/06/2009 9:13pm,
I hope you ordered the Karate Party too, that would be Edu-tastic!!!

honest_truth
7/06/2009 9:22pm,
is the pizza as crap as the budo ?

post pics, i demand pics of said pizza

ZenOfAnger
7/06/2009 9:25pm,
is the pizza as crap as the budo ?

post pics, i demand pics of said pizza

Cecil Whittakers Pizza is a St. Louis legend!

I might post some pics of the pizza, and the cheesy garlic bread.

Keep in touch.

Permalost
7/07/2009 1:22am,
An Okinawan turned Japanese martial art taught while enjoying an Italian food made of tomatoes, naive to the New World, and cheeze, probably native to the Middle East. Go America!

Chili Pepper
7/07/2009 8:21am,
Let us edu-tain the kids with a 30-40 minute martial arts spectacular by Robinson's Karate. It includes bully defense drills, stranger danger exercises, high-flying kicks, secret punches, and a board-breaking demonstration that will have children, parents, and educators talking for weeks to come!

What the heck is a secret punch? Do they sucker punch the kids?

Tom .C
7/07/2009 8:30am,
What the heck is a secret punch? Do they sucker punch the kids?

It is grape soda with rum. The adults just get the rum.

Rancid Pantaloons
7/07/2009 10:37am,
I would take your offer for pizza If only I had a plane^_^

ZenOfAnger
7/07/2009 12:10pm,
What the heck is a secret punch? Do they sucker punch the kids?


I think it's a FALCON PUNCH!!!

Permalost
7/07/2009 12:42pm,
What the heck is a secret punch? Do they sucker punch the kids?

I'm pretty confident that it starts at the ribs or hip with the palm facing up.

enrious
7/07/2009 1:58pm,
Ugh, Cecil Whitakers. I think you're as bad off as ordering IMO's.

In both cases, the boxes taste better and have a better texture.

Although, perhaps the karate establishment could substitute the pizza for boards in their breaking demonstrations.

ZenOfAnger
7/07/2009 2:00pm,
Ugh, Cecil Whitakers. I think you're as bad off as ordering IMO's.

In both cases, the boxes taste better and have a better texture.

Although, perhaps the karate establishment could substitute the pizza for boards in their breaking demonstrations.


Your first post is bashing on the CWP?

You fail, noob. Get off the internets. :XXbirdman

EDIT: Wait, do I know you, or something?

ChickenBeakFist
7/07/2009 2:43pm,
http://www.saqibsaab.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/turtles_pizza.jpg

Approves

ZenOfAnger
7/07/2009 3:40pm,
http://www.saqibsaab.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/turtles_pizza.jpg

approves


radical, dude!!!