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Siniq
6/27/2009 12:01am,
Ok, first thread ever. I couldn't find anything with bullshido's "search funkshin, n00b".

I found these guys with "self defence" as their tag.

I saw a funny and rediculous muted video with the usual compliant SD BS.
YouTube - DSA System (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8Kbr2eJMQ)
And in the side info box thing I read this
"DSA (Defense & Simultaneous Attack) is comprised of several straight forward and street fight based self defenses from various martial arts and combat systems. Combining these arts and using the bodies natural physical reactions as a basis for creating defense and attack movements insuring proficiency in self defense in a very short time period. This in combination with the introduction of stress as an integral part of training makes the DSA System one of the most street practical systems for application in real life scenarios. Systems of borrowed studies include:
Tae Kwon Do
Krav Maga
Boxing
Ground & Pound
Basic Bjj
Kempo
Muay Thai"

http://www.youtube.com/user/dsasystem

Wait... They claim basic BJJ, MT and so on? I thoght since they say it's borrowed it isn't technicly frawd, so I posted it here for some lols.
And let the flame war begin now.

Rancid Pantaloons
6/27/2009 12:33am,
self defense system that borrows KATAS from tae kwon do, bjj without LIVE rolling, thai without SPARRING.

what what?? Is my cup of care empty already?

honest_truth
6/27/2009 12:46am,
1) WTF at the arm bars ?
2) YouTube - If u Blood Throw it up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MakEs_abw4)

IF YOU BLOOD THROW IT UP, no seriously, are crips allowed ?

Rask
6/27/2009 3:15am,
I fucking lol'ed.

Siniq
6/27/2009 3:19am,
YouTube - self defense (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59TxjBEGB_0)
I wonder how they order coffe! And is the arm bar a "hot import" or somthing? I certanly havent seen it in TKD before!

sempaiman
6/27/2009 8:20am,
What's with all this screaming....

Diesel_tke
6/27/2009 8:29am,
I guess by "basic BJJ" they mean a half ass arm bar. By TKD they mean all the suck ass katas. And by Muay Thai, they mean...just the name.

And why the hell did they keep going back to the video of some shmoe hitting the target as many times as he can while the instructor smiles like he is getting off?

Rancid Pantaloons
6/28/2009 1:17am,
What's with all this screaming....

I think this is how tkd people breed..

Siniq
6/28/2009 7:53am,
Ladies and gentlemen, MMA LARP IS HERE!

YouTube - Brother's Black Belt Test (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_wGW4B4Z_E)

I'm no longer laughing. I'm cying inside.

Rask
6/28/2009 8:31am,
Anyone else think the kata in the first video looks like a cross between Xingyi and Karate?

Siniq
6/28/2009 8:49am,
YouTube - Self Defense of ChiDo Kempo Teil2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgYrYl9I_l8)

cries*

Hiro Protagonist
6/28/2009 9:30am,
Oh, and here I thought we were talking about THIS:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rGaO3c1T1DE/SE60OLCRG5I/AAAAAAAAASI/biuC0M9lxPQ/s400/dsa1.jpg

Sunday's RPG day, no?

NJM
6/28/2009 12:42pm,
YouTube - Self Defense of ChiDo Kempo Teil2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgYrYl9I_l8)

cries*
Oh man.

Thank you, I needed this.


LOL

JP
6/28/2009 4:28pm,
I hate Drowning Pool forever for writing that song.

It's become the RAWR DICKWAD theme song for the rest of our unnatural lives and I ain't happy about it.

Sley
6/28/2009 11:05pm,
Ladies and gentlemen, MMA LARP IS HERE!

YouTube - Brother's Black Belt Test (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_wGW4B4Z_E)

I'm no longer laughing. I'm cying inside.

I feel confused, violated, did he get a black belt in MMA...

Siniq
6/29/2009 11:48am,
Sorry for the necro, but COME OOOOOOOOOOON!

YouTube - COUPE RAJAKALAI N°7 QUATRIEME PARTIE COMBINEE SELF DEFENSE CASSE FINALE LE 7 JUIN 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-_mxFxRk_A)

ENOUGH WITH THE SLOPPY ARM BARS and MMA LARP!!!!!!!!!!!