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kungfu2u
4/08/2009 3:22am,
YouTube - Bullshido.net Presents: What's Wrong With the Martial Arts - Episode ArrgWTF??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny2P-wE0_yA&feature=channel_page)

Phrost is a GENIUS-- this is the FUCKING MOST SHOCKING AND HILARIOUS THING that I have EVER SEEN!

(Just one question: HOW IS SHE LIFTING THAT THING?)

I also found another vid of the same principle:
YouTube - Swinging (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOCVUAB8Og)

And another one:

YouTube - Ken Wei (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiFY0kJmFTo&feature=related)

And even truck-pulling penises!

YouTube - Penis Qi-Gong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj5bjgejHXk&feature=related)

More to cum.....

Lindz
4/08/2009 3:34am,
She's probably gripping it. Why didn't you just put this in the video thread?

kungfu2u
4/08/2009 3:52am,
She's probably gripping it.

DA-YUM! Where can I get HER phone-number?



Why didn't you just put this in the video thread?


I thought it was more appropriate here-- this IS the comedy-forum, isn't it?
Do comedy-vids go in that section?

JP
4/08/2009 3:55pm,
C'mon fellas.

Don't you think this thread is a bit of a stretch?












:cachas:BWAHAHAHAHA **** you guys!

TxSanshou
4/08/2009 3:58pm,
Why!!!!!! what has the world come too

Zapruder
4/08/2009 4:16pm,
What?!?!?! No Mr Lifto?

Rancid Pantaloons
4/08/2009 4:34pm,
some people think that it is possible to make the penor longer thicker and harder by practicing this stuff:)

Let's hope that natural selection comes into play and eradicates these dumb fucks right of our planet^^

Mor Sao
4/08/2009 5:26pm,
funny that this is serious qi gong that is used by both James Mcneil, and others to heal and strengthen their bodies.

It is part of what is called Shi Shui Gong from his Nine Little Heaven Wu Tao system.

Master Tu, the other teacher in the vids teaches it as part of what he calls the 99 Power set.

Laugh all you want.

But these people are doing these things.

Phrost
4/08/2009 5:48pm,
Hi Dale.

Do these things increase their fighting ability significantly? If so, I'm sure we can at least get Gabe Rudiger to try them out.

Rivington
4/08/2009 5:51pm,
And people wonder why we say a kick to the balls isn't necessarily a fight-ender.

kungfu2u
4/08/2009 11:19pm,
some people think that it is possible to make the penor longer thicker and harder by practicing this stuff:)

Let's hope that natural selection comes into play and eradicates these dumb fucks right of our planet^^

More like artificial castration! You can't get wood from a rope.

I for one blame their "one child only" rules: you can't DO that the land of overpopulation by Lee Fukem Yung, without their Yangs going crazy and getting into trouble.

kungfu2u
4/10/2009 12:34am,
Hi Dale.

Do these things increase their fighting ability significantly? If so, I'm sure we can at least get Gabe Rudiger to try them out.
Sure, you can unzip your pants and go Indiana Jones on their ass (thus giving new meaning to phrase "whipping it out"!)


Other than that, it's a great exercise for erectile dysfunction: in fact it GUARANTEES it!
Like I said: it must be a form of Chinese birth-control, since these guys ain't NEVER gonna reproduce... which really ain't such a bad idea, when you think about it!

AAAhmed46
4/10/2009 10:05pm,
And this is why bullshido exists.