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HonkyTonkMan
2/19/2009 8:23am,
YouTube - one finger board break (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AspLNXTaHR0)


WHY WHY WHY!!?

illegalusername
2/19/2009 8:35am,
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

DarkPhoenix
2/19/2009 8:38am,
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

And God kills kittens and sends old, white Kung Fu masters to break your boards, with one finger.

So don't masturbate.

munkus
2/19/2009 8:40am,
T3h real eye gouge!

YeEr0s_K1nG
2/19/2009 8:50am,
God bless Chi

Siniq
2/19/2009 8:58am,
That's like saying Santa, enchant ki. Now seriously, are tese people that stupid?

Obesely
2/19/2009 9:10am,
Ha. Th3 d34dly pow3r of Ch1... I'm in shock and awe. Now I'll warn every board that tries something that I can snap them in two (if they'll just give me half a minute to prepare).

But seriously, folks, we may scorn this man, but how many among you can honestly say you have the power in a fingertip to open a tin of baked beans without a can opener? I'll bet he doesn't have ANY trouble at all fumbling with his mail. You know the cheap Chinese packaging on your new headphones/ mp3 player? Chi Gong'd in the fo'shizzy.

Snake Plissken
2/19/2009 9:39am,
I love this in the video description:


Check the baseball sized tumor in my sifus back,he had it removed on April28 just in a nick of time as it was about to mastize.

and douchebag, you spelled metastasize wrong.

han090
2/19/2009 9:41am,
I still think it's pretty impressive, if not applicable at all.

TheMightyMcClaw
2/19/2009 9:47am,
That guy looks like an extremely worn out Hulk Hogan:
http://www.wrestlingkingdom.com/hulkhogan/hulk_hogan.jpg

He also looks like the type of guy who should really be wearing a shirt before allowing himself to be videotaped.

DarkPhoenix
2/19/2009 9:55am,
He also looks like the type of guy who should really be wearing a shirt before allowing himself to be videotaped.

But isn't that how all old, white Kung Fu masters end up looking like? With pot bellies and big un-"mastized" tumours on their backs.

http://www.crackmeup.com/images/shirts/1310092D.jpg

Kintanon
2/19/2009 10:00am,
The related video of Jackie Chan breaking bricks while holding an Egg is a way better parlor trick.

Lindz
2/19/2009 10:28am,
I've got 5 bucks saying he retracts the finger before impact then reextends after. Can't tell with the shitty utube vid

Kintanon
2/19/2009 10:29am,
That's how we did it at TKD demos....

Snake Plissken
2/19/2009 10:31am,
Hey.

He has a Sammy Hagar eagle tattoo.

You all just settle down, now.

DunkelAnanas
2/19/2009 10:52am,
That guy looks like an extremely worn out Hulk Hogan:
http://www.wrestlingkingdom.com/hulkhogan/hulk_hogan.jpg

He also looks like the type of guy who should really be wearing a shirt before allowing himself to be videotaped.

I think he looks more like Grandpa Joe.

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/illmannered.jpg

After the guy in the video broke the board I half expected him to run around yelling "I've got a golden ticket!"