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Roidie McDouchebag
2/11/2009 2:36pm,
http://www.wrestlescoop.com/wallpaper/brock_lesnar_wallpaper.jpg

I predict that within 3 years, he will fight Bobby Lashley for the UFC HW belt and win via F-5 TKO.

DarkPhoenix
2/11/2009 2:39pm,
That would be hilarious!

Squerlli
2/11/2009 3:20pm,
Sup gramps, I barley see you post anymore, still on the juice?

Yohan
2/11/2009 3:37pm,
Sup gramps, I barley see you post anymore, still on the juice?

I predict that he and his girl broke up.

Matt Phillips
2/11/2009 3:39pm,
The prodigal son returns

Fighting Cephalopod
2/11/2009 4:16pm,
Lesnar, like Barnett, is an excellent example of the fact that catch wrestling works great if you study it while training under a BJJ black belt.

bob
2/11/2009 4:33pm,
Did your girlfriend tell you you couldn't play with the Brock Lesnar dolls in the house anymore?

Hesperus
2/11/2009 4:41pm,
Or just in bed?

3moose1
2/11/2009 5:36pm,
Maybe his girlfriend started playing with the brock lesnar dolls...

and by dolls, i mean his penis.

(not the one tattooed on his chest, either)

3moose1
2/11/2009 5:39pm,
Oh yeah, a long time ago, You (geordi) and I got into a dispute about whether or not you can submit someone who has your back before they choke you.


I said, "Oh no, you can't. I'd choke you into submission before you tapped me from your SILLY toe holdy ankle locky thingy"

You, "LOL NOOB, UR T3H WRONG"

I was, btw.

MSphinx
2/11/2009 5:54pm,
LOL Cock Chestnar

Roidie McDouchebag
2/11/2009 6:44pm,
Sup gramps, I barley see you post anymore, still on the juice?

**** yeah.


I predict that he and his girl broke up.

:D


Lesnar, like Barnett, is an excellent example of the fact that catch wrestling works great if you study it while training under a BJJ black belt.

You're right. Shinya Aoki would suck if Yuki Nakai was never AWARDED A BLACK BELT IN BJJ FOR KICKING ASS WITH CATCH.


I was, btw.

Lesson learned? Never question my judgement.

Goju - Joe
2/11/2009 7:34pm,
Hey hey! Look who made early parole!

3moose1
2/11/2009 10:26pm,
Lesson learned? Never question my judgement.

Word. Those trannie whores were the best!!!

JingMerchant!
2/11/2009 10:56pm,
You're right. Shinya Aoki would suck if Yuki Nakai was never AWARDED A BLACK BELT IN BJJ FOR KICKING ASS WITH CATCH.
Um, wasn't Yuki Nakai a Shooto, the wikipeidia entry seems to imply that wrestling was a sub-division of the Shooto style. I stand ready to be corrected....

Mind you, Yuki Nakai was teh REAL star of Vale Tudo 1995! I watched the choke documentry with my Dad; when he and Gordeau came out to fight, just for shits and giggles, I asked Pops who he thought would win the match "Oh, the big guy, obviously!" said he...

When Nakai submitted him, Dad looked at me and said "How the hell did he do that...?"

Yuki Nakai has balls the size of fucking water melons!!

GoldenJonas
2/11/2009 11:16pm,
Here's the reason why this thread sucks...