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mjgb61
1/12/2009 1:17pm,
That'll be me, then.

Actually, it hasn't happened yet but I'm going to my first class nest week, so it will. The instructor assured me that he teaches people of all abilities and fitness levels, and trains them accordingly but I'm sure I heard him laugh as he hung up.

When I get out of plaster, I'll post my experiences as a warning to other older guys who get similarly stupid ideas.

Kentucky Fried Chokin
1/12/2009 1:19pm,
Just don't drop the soap in the showers.

mjgb61
1/12/2009 1:25pm,
That's what I'm most looking forward to! I'm even taking my own soap to avoid disappointment.

DKJr
1/12/2009 1:26pm,
Don't take powdered soap it takes longer to pick up.

mjgb61
1/12/2009 1:30pm,
Thanks for the tip (is what I'll say). Powdered soap it is then. I suppose the more experienced guys will supply their own lube.

HappyOldGuy
1/12/2009 1:33pm,
It's really not that bad. After a while you get to enjoy it.

The rape that is, the training will always hurt.

DKJr
1/12/2009 1:35pm,
It's really not that bad. After a while you get to enjoy it.

The rape that is, the training will always hurt.


Only if you get one kind enough for a reach around.

Marc Spector
1/12/2009 1:54pm,
Go to your happy place.

sempaiman
1/12/2009 1:57pm,
Don't bring the soap gel, not a very good lube...

Marrt
1/12/2009 2:04pm,
So how "middle" is middle-aged then?

DKJr
1/12/2009 2:08pm,
40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49

That'd be my guess.

Featherstone
1/12/2009 2:14pm,
skip the shower, go home dirty leaving them the illusion that you are a dirty man, although this may backfire so.....

cyrijl
1/12/2009 2:18pm,
good luck

animlmthr
1/12/2009 2:23pm,
How did this conversation desolve to 4n4l love??





Good luck, oh and lube is for losers!!!!

KO'd N DOA
1/12/2009 2:27pm,
Just to make it more interesting tell them that you are the same age as their fathers, just to see if there is anyone dealing with unresolved daddy issues.

hoodedmonk
1/12/2009 2:40pm,
Double up on the ben gay and jerry-tall and giver hell!